UllrsIshtar -> RE: pregnant love slave (12/5/2016 11:11:05 AM)
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ORIGINAL: OsideGirl His profile brags about how she makes him three home cooked meals a day, keeps the house clean and gets him off every day. (which is fantastic if it works for them) But, the reality is that what they have as a relationship is going to change. That baby and motherhood come first. I hope they do well. Yeah... His profile also says that a good wife should wake up, get her husband off, shower and do her make up and hair, make breakfast, make her husband lunch, do housework, work out for an hour, reapply make up and do hair, go to the office, get back home before her husband, focus on making him relaxed when he comes home, make dinner, clean the kitchen and the house, reapply make up, be a sex kitten in bed, and then go to sleep and do it all over again the next day. I don't think he thought that through, because there ain't enough hours in a day for a woman to do that. Lets assume: 5:30 - 6:00 alarm goes off and wife gets husband off in bed 6:00 - 6:30 wife showers, get dressed, applies hair and make up 6:30 - 7:00 breakfast (pray tell me how you can cook breakfast for 4 AND get a kid to eat it in the morning in less time than that... I think I'm being rather generous allotting it only 30 min) 7:00 - 7:30 kids are getting ready for school... wife is supposed to do housework at the same time, assuming kids don't need help getting ready for school? how much housework do you realistically get done in half an hour while getting kids ready for school? oh and somehow she also has to make her husband's lunch during this period and send him off to work with a kiss 7:30 - kids and husband off to school 7:30 - 9:00 wife works out (1 hour) but needs to change out of her 'sexy' clothes she put on for him first, and then has to re-shower, and put on her sexy clothes again after her work-out 9:00 - 9:30 wife commutes to work (she has an office job, which lets her start at 9:30, good for her) 9:30 - 3:30 wife works (6 hour work day, good thing her boss thinks that that qualifies as a 'full day') 3:30 - 4:00 wife commutes home from work 4:00 kids come home from school 4:00 - 5:30 presumably spend on helping the kids with homework, driving them to their hobbies (which magically work out to fall in this time slot), help them shower, etc... oh, she also need to find time to refresh her make up and hair, and relax herself from her own day at work, so she'll be all ready and chipper when hubby comes home to relax him, and not bother him with her own day's issues... while helping the kids...oh and... dinner should also already somehow get started during this time 5:30 husband comes home from work 5:30 - 6:00 wife helps husband relax after work, fixes him a drink, and finished making dinner (kids are magically not in need of attention at all during this time) 6:00 - 6:30 dinner 6:30 - 8:30 wife cleans up kitchen, does housework, puts kids to bed, freshens herself up, puts on sexy lingerie, husband relaxes 8:30 - 9:30 sexy adult time including nightly spanking 9:30 bed time Now this assumes older kids (youngest 8+ minimum) for it to even have a chance at working. Kids younger than that are going to need much more of the mother's time, and supervision... but even IF we assume older kids... it sounds like a pretty sweet schedule, right? Those of you who actually have kids... raise your hand if you've EVER had a single night which worked out that well... anybody? How about with a baby? How about if the mother actually works full time instead of only 6 hours? Ya know, I look at that schedule, and I immediately think: this woman would be better off as a single mother, because then, at least, she wouldn't be wasting several hours a day on useless crap her husband adds to her workload, and she might actually have a chance to get the rest off the stuff she's got on her plate done...
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