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Why didnt I think of this sooner???? - 1/26/2017 2:21:52 PM

jlf1961

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Recently, I have gotten "form letter" messages from women, all from different locations in the US, and all with different pictures.

Well, I drove a truck for a number of years, and thus, have been to some pretty out of the way places either delivering or picking up.

So I have started asking the simple question "how long have you lived in <_______> and is <_____> still open?"

Funny, replies seem to not happen.

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RE: Why didnt I think of this sooner???? - 1/26/2017 3:14:17 PM

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Anyone genuine on here?

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RE: Why didnt I think of this sooner???? - 1/26/2017 3:54:46 PM

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Anyone genuine on here?

I have it on good authority that you are but a ghost in the machine, a bunch of random bits of code that were floating around the internet that somehow became sentient.

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RE: Why didnt I think of this sooner???? - 2/19/2017 3:45:16 PM

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I think I'm genuine, I've just had a bath.

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RE: Why didnt I think of this sooner???? - 2/19/2017 3:52:23 PM

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ORIGINAL: jlf1961

Recently, I have gotten "form letter" messages from women, all from different locations in the US, and all with different pictures.

Well, I drove a truck for a number of years, and thus, have been to some pretty out of the way places either delivering or picking up.

So I have started asking the simple question "how long have you lived in <_______> and is <_____> still open?"

Funny, replies seem to not happen.

I would so fail this test!!!

Being of the military assortment, we've moved so many times. I can usually tell a person where to find the local munch, but if somebody asked if a certain Thai food place is still open or where to get the best deal on bicycle parts, I probably couldn't say much.

I wouldn't pass.

ETA - Genuine people send you Christmas cards.

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RE: Why didnt I think of this sooner???? - 2/19/2017 5:09:36 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: jlf1961

Recently, I have gotten "form letter" messages from women, all from different locations in the US, and all with different pictures.

Well, I drove a truck for a number of years, and thus, have been to some pretty out of the way places either delivering or picking up.

So I have started asking the simple question "how long have you lived in <_______> and is <_____> still open?"

Funny, replies seem to not happen.

I would so fail this test!!!

Being of the military assortment, we've moved so many times. I can usually tell a person where to find the local munch, but if somebody asked if a certain Thai food place is still open or where to get the best deal on bicycle parts, I probably couldn't say much.

I wouldn't pass.

ETA - Genuine people send you Christmas cards.

Due to the shit storm called life during the holidays, including but not limited to, a complete septic system failure ($8786.97 paid in full,) two nieces going off the deep end (including one moving back in for a couple of months with boyfriend that, SURPRISE was on the sex offender list for molesting a 12 year old when he was 16 AND had failed to report a change of address to local authorities so had a warrant out on him,) sis breaking her leg AND developing pneumonia AND refusing to let herself be admitted to hospital for treatment thus requiring temporary in home nurses (one of which is lucky to be alive since she wanted to move the dogs OUT of the house) and this is only a small segment of incidents for the period, SHITMAS cards were the last thing on my mind to send back to anyone.

So, the holidays broke my bank account, has me labeled the ultimate Bastard for kicking a child molester out of my house, and people wonder why I hate the holiday season?

But on the bright side, I get to start collection proceedings against someone I did a security consulting job for who still owes me $17,500.00 for the completed work.

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RE: Why didnt I think of this sooner???? - 2/21/2017 4:39:21 AM

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Kudos for kicking out the molester...he does not need to be around Munchmonster and personally the bastard deserves to have his balls removed with a rusty spoon.

Fixin' to check my cmail anyway...been a few days.

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RE: Why didnt I think of this sooner???? - 2/21/2017 6:07:13 AM

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This year, I got as far as digging out the Christmas cards and stacking the boxes on my desk.

Does that count?

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RE: Why didnt I think of this sooner???? - 2/21/2017 8:00:52 PM

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But on the bright side, I get to start collection proceedings against someone I did a security consulting job for who still owes me $17,500.00 for the completed work.

You are supposed to find a way to 'code in' a planned breakdown that only you can fix, so when they come calling all breathless and in a tizzy...you say, 'sure I can help you, soon as you sleazy fuckwads wire $17,500 into such and such account.

But my guess is, it wasn't software sensitive and there was no way to do all that like I learned about from a real software engineer who was 'almost' fucked out of $200,000 and by a Swiss bank no less.

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RE: Why didnt I think of this sooner???? - 2/21/2017 8:02:57 PM

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ORIGINAL: dcnovice

This year, I got as far as digging out the Christmas cards and stacking the boxes on my desk.

Does that count?

No

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RE: Why didnt I think of this sooner???? - 2/21/2017 8:04:03 PM

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ORIGINAL: WickedsDesire

Anyone genuine on here?

I think, therefore...I am !!

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