dreamlady
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Joined: 9/13/2007 From: Western MD Status: offline
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OP, it sounds as though the two of you deserve one another. Whether she was flirting or not, her on-line suggestion was inappropriate for a man she had never met. Not to mention batshit stoopit, if you had ended up agreeing to come over to her house to mow her lawn out of the kindness of your heart *guffaw* and thus become privy to her home address while gaining access to her private property. (I would never take up an offer of a personal service from a total Internet stranger, much less ask a personal [do-me] favor of one. We would have to become friends first at the bare minimum. And yes, this would include accepting going out on a romantic date or otherwise enjoying one another's company.) Her flirting style is lame. Your non-existent dating style is as lifeless as a corpse. Greta, I have to disagree that "mow my lawn" is a euphemism for "come over to have sex." Besides testing his response to her seemingly innocent proposition, it would be more like she wanted the opportunity to check him out first. Yanno, muscles, beefcake eye candy, that sort of thing. Even as a safe form of erotic foreplay if there turned out to be some sexual chemistry between them. ROFL If rm were the type of guy who wasn't flirt-deficient/sense-of-humor-challenged, who didn't have a baseball bat up his arse, who possessed a modicum of social graces or a helpful bone in his body, then perhaps her approach would not have gone over like a lead balloon of Hindenburg proportions with Mr. Male Self-Entitlement, Domass Master of Delusional Self-Worth. DreamLady
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Love is born with the pleasure of looking at each other, it is fed with the necessity of seeing each other, it is concluded with the impossibility of separation. ~José Marti
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