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jlf1961 -> Never thought of it before, but.... (2/2/2017 9:52:52 PM)

I recently read an article that postulated that if magic really worked, life would actually suck.

For a lot of reasons, here are a few:

1) If magic were real, then Dragons and other not so friendly type critters would be as well.
2) You would never know if the person you went to bed with was really that good looking or if it were magic.
3) Would you really want to be able to turn your worst enemy OR you little brother or sister into a toad?



WickedsDesire -> RE: Never thought of it before, but.... (2/2/2017 9:59:17 PM)

[image]http://collarspace.com/attachments/020217/9AC85A65-0A06-41CA-9121-FAA00E1B7EB31.jpg[/image] past my bedtime best i can do



LadyPact -> RE: Never thought of it before, but.... (2/2/2017 10:03:02 PM)

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ORIGINAL: jlf1961

I recently read an article that postulated that if magic really worked, life would actually suck.

For a lot of reasons, here are a few:

1) If magic were real, then Dragons and other not so friendly type critters would be as well.

Yeah, they'd be like tornadoes. Destructive as f^ck but really, really cool to see.

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2) You would never know if the person you went to bed with was really that good looking or if it were magic.

We have that now. It's called "booze".
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3) Would you really want to be able to turn your worst enemy OR you little brother or sister into a toad?

Yes. If nothing else, it would be a really cool parlor trick. [:)]

Shoot! If I could tap three mana and silence certain mother f^ckers, I'd have done it years ago. [8D]





needlesandpins -> RE: Never thought of it before, but.... (2/3/2017 4:44:19 AM)

I've been asking Santa for a Dragon for ages, because I have people for it to eat, but the bugga keeps letting me down.

I was once asked if I'd cast a love spell on a piece of jewelry that I gave a lover. Now why would I do that? Even if I could, I don't want that to be fake.

If I can't have the Dragon then I'm more than happy to settle with being able to turn people in to something small that I can squash. There are various people on my click list.

Needles



jlf1961 -> RE: Never thought of it before, but.... (2/3/2017 5:49:42 AM)

Lady P, I must point out that the effects of booze wears off.

As for the dragons, consider this, we have crowded enough airspace as it is, and bird strikes pose a serious threat to air travel....

Now, imagine if a 747 hit a dragon, not only would we have a crashed plane, but there would be dragon guts spread over a large area on the ground.

And I have it on good authority that decomposing dragons smell worse than anything on the planet (with the possible exception of dog farts.)



Greta75 -> RE: Never thought of it before, but.... (2/3/2017 8:56:43 AM)


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ORIGINAL: jlf1961
2) You would never know if the person you went to bed with was really that good looking or if it were magic.

This is happening with women who refuse to be seen without make up.

Will wear it to sleep as well.

Since make up transformation is so drastic. This woman even changed her race just through make up.

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jlf1961 -> RE: Never thought of it before, but.... (2/3/2017 10:08:56 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Greta75


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ORIGINAL: jlf1961
2) You would never know if the person you went to bed with was really that good looking or if it were magic.

This is happening with women who refuse to be seen without make up.

Will wear it to sleep as well.

Since make up transformation is so drastic. This woman even changed her race just through make up.

[image]http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/leJZ9ZvmDIE/hqdefault.jpg[/image]

Once more you missed the point.

in other words, give me a wash rag and I can figure out if it is make up or not.




ResidentSadist -> RE: Never thought of it before, but.... (2/3/2017 5:58:14 PM)

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ORIGINAL: jlf1961
2) You would never know if the person you went to bed with was really that good looking or if it were magic.


But that person would be beautiful to you, even if it was a spell. Much like the magic of love makes your partner beautiful in your eyes. So there is some degree of magic at work in the world . . . don't you think?



jlf1961 -> RE: Never thought of it before, but.... (2/3/2017 10:41:51 PM)


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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

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ORIGINAL: jlf1961
2) You would never know if the person you went to bed with was really that good looking or if it were magic.


But that person would be beautiful to you, even if it was a spell. Much like the magic of love makes your partner beautiful in your eyes. So there is some degree of magic at work in the world . . . don't you think?




Was referring to the one night stands resulting from pick ups in bars



ResidentSadist -> RE: Never thought of it before, but.... (2/4/2017 8:49:22 AM)


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ORIGINAL: jlf1961


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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

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ORIGINAL: jlf1961
2) You would never know if the person you went to bed with was really that good looking or if it were magic.


But that person would be beautiful to you, even if it was a spell. Much like the magic of love makes your partner beautiful in your eyes. So there is some degree of magic at work in the world . . . don't you think?




Was referring to the one night stands resulting from pick ups in bars

Ahhhh.. I see. Then they are only beautiful until you wake up sober the next morning. Not the magic of love then... just beer goggles.
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jlf1961 -> RE: Never thought of it before, but.... (2/4/2017 9:20:17 AM)

Love is nothing more than the chemical reaction of discovering someone who's own neurosis mirror your own.

Which means it can be treated by going to a good psychotherapist



DesFIP -> RE: Never thought of it before, but.... (2/4/2017 3:18:23 PM)

If it's a one night stand, why do you care what they look like once the magic, alcohol or cosmetics are gone? You won't see them again anyway.



jlf1961 -> RE: Never thought of it before, but.... (2/4/2017 5:55:01 PM)


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ORIGINAL: DesFIP

If it's a one night stand, why do you care what they look like once the magic, alcohol or cosmetics are gone? You won't see them again anyway.



Please refer to the term Coyote Ugly.

Not to mention that beauty by illusion may actually be a demon bent on stealing your soul (we already have them, called gingers) or an ex that you parted on bad terms with needing to get close to you to get various items needed for a curse.



WTFUTURD -> RE: Never thought of it before, but.... (2/15/2017 6:29:12 AM)

I saw a cat once take on 4 foxes and win.



AtUrCervix -> RE: Never thought of it before, but.... (3/14/2017 3:17:04 PM)


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ORIGINAL: jlf1961

I recently read an article that postulated that if magic really worked, life would actually suck.

For a lot of reasons, here are a few:

1) If magic were real, then Dragons and other not so friendly type critters would be as well.
2) You would never know if the person you went to bed with was really that good looking or if it were magic.
3) Would you really want to be able to turn your worst enemy OR you little brother or sister into a toad?


I actually don't have a (current) comment on your post but....after more than several years of reading your posts..I'd just like to say that...your name...."jlf" (we'll leave the date out for the moment)....is....well....quite difficult to say.



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