jlf1961
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What They Don't Want You to Know In order to understand World domination you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group of Canadian Liberals made up of British Expats (led by Lucylastic) with help from Republicans. The conspiracy first started in 1948 and came to fruition during 2016 Presidential Election in the United States. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the Bowling Green Massacre. Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by their constant nail biting. They want to lynch Gun owners and imprison resisters in Oymyakon, Russia using buses. In order to prepare for this, we all must protest. Since the media is controlled by Heavyblinker we should get our information from Bounty44. Now the really sinister way this is being done is that the Canadian Liberals are actually Neo Anti Pro Fascist Conservative Liberal Democrats who follow the teachings of the great moralist philosophers Hugh Hefner, Larry Flynt, Simone de Beauvoir and Gloria Steinem, who are giving Americans and the world reasons to fear Muslims, Hindus and their figurehead leader Justin Bieber. They have gained new confidence with the success of their manipulation of the 2016 election and having their puppet Donald Trump elected president. Using psychotropic hallucinogenic drugs to control their puppet creating a unstable mental state as evidenced by his tweet mania, anti news media paranoia, and this image found on the Oval office bathroom wall. Their first attempt at a political take over of the US was when they manipulated Henry Ross Pero into running for president in 1992. There are various theories as to their ultimate goal, the most popular being the re establishment of the ultimate political authority of the British Royal family as absolute monarchs over the world, although they would prefer to put the House of Plantagenet back in the palace, or failing that, a descendant of William the Bastard. While some of their plans for the future of the planet are too horrible to consider, such as the all Kardashian network and the nude oyster shucking world series.
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Boy, it sure would be nice if we had some grenades, don't you think? You cannot control who comes into your life, but you can control which airlock you throw them out of. Paranoid Paramilitary Gun Loving Conspiracy Theorist AND EQUAL OPPORTUNI
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