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What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand Canadian World Domination you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group of Conservative Liberal Canadians made up of French Canadians with help from the British Labor Party.

The conspiracy first started during The black plague in Toronto. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including great depression.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by their chewing tobacco.

They want to beating Religious Conservatives and imprison resisters in Guyana using tramp steamers.

In order to prepare for this, we all must protest. Since the media is controlled by Lucylastic we should get our information from Donald Trump.

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Bloom County Gazette, February 20, 2017
Milo Bloom, editor

Some years ago, I broke the news to America that the Soviet Union (aka the Evil Empire) had expanded its borders to within ten miles of the United States, with no attempts by the then Republican Administration to stop the military advances.

Today, the threat is even more serious, not from communism, but from a conservative liberal anti progressive movement that goes all the way back in history to the Illuminati, an organization many would have you believe was broken by the Catholic Church.

In order to understand One world government you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group of Citizens for Conservative Democracy run by the notorious Greta made up of Inuit Eskimos with help from Citizens of Singapore. But they have agents everywhere.

For example, Whoremods, a seemingly progressive individual who is actually none other than Dr. Doom, who Stan Lee warned us about in the only avenue open to him, comic books. His actions against the freedom loving peoples of the world are well known, and equally well known is his attempts to bring an end to Hitler for giving evil a bad name.

But it does not stop there, we have a Canadian British ex-pat who would like no less than to see a certain freedom loving Texas gun owner roasted over 3000 cans of sterno.

The conspiracy first started during the arrest and execution of thousands of the Knights Templar in France. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including Bowling Green Massacre, the great plague of the middle ages and most recently, the largely un reported terrorist attacks on former Block Buster locations.

They funded the underground complex at the new Denver International airport and were instrumental in the failed military take over of various parts of the United States as part of the Jade Helm exercise of 2015.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere.

They have arranged hundreds of thousands of abductions and replacing the victims with clones with the delusion of being abducted by aliens. Many of the great liberal and conservative leaders we have grown to either hate or idolize were not born naturally, but are in fact, artificial humans created in the labs of area 51.

They want to murder Pat Buchanan and imprison resisters in Yuma Arizona Federal Detention Center after filling the Krakatoa prison (presently under construction) using mules as transportation, with custom made flotation devices.

The Apollo moon missions were not voyages of discovery, but the preliminary expeditions to establish secret labor camps on the moon. The Unnamed Canadian british ex pat is actually slated to be the first military governor of the first slave camp on Mars!

In order to prepare for this, we all must vote no. Since the media is controlled by Janet Napolitano we should get our information from Dick Cheney.

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The British Empire will rise again
Story by Vivian Rook

Recently I discovered a conspiracy involving units of the British Army planning a rebuilding of the British Empire you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group indeirectly related to the House of Plantagenet made up of Welsh with help from the Iris.

It appears that there is a growing dissatisfaction among members of the British Military which began in the Royal Navy when it was decided that Royal Navy would no longer receive a daily tot of rum, which ended on 31 July 1970.

The first planned target, set for sometime in 2018, after a period of created tension, is the invasion and take over of the United States and the re establishment of the Crown Colonies lost during the insurrection of 1776 which ended in 1783 with the embarrassing defeat of Lord Cornwallis.

British sleeper agents planted throughout the former colonies and Canada are tirelessly working through social media to anger American conservatives by attacking various 'rights' the colonists decided to give their citizens.

Further efforts toward destabilizing the yanks have been made in the entertainment industry both in original 'American' programing and exported British produced television shows. There have been some failures in these efforts, the hoped for civil war caused by the cancellation of the sci fi series 'Firefly' never materialized, but created an ever growing cult following.

Subsequent hints that the series might return only to be dashed have also proved fruitless.

And the failure of "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" to start a public uprising against a government that would allow such programing also failed.

The leaders of the conspiracy are frustrated and the simple fact the once volatile colonials have mellowed with their countries evolving. The election of President Trump (a result of an operation that duped the Russians into helping manipulate the election) has also failed to do little more than cause heated arguments on various social media sites, most notably a BDSM site that has turned into a daily humor read for members of British Intelligence supporting the ongoing operation.

According to an unnamed but high ranking source, the typical American liberal seems to be more apt to protest in force than to actually take up arms. However destabilization operations are continuing.

There is also the problem caused by the existence of Paranoid Paramilitary Gun Loving Conspiracy theorists that are more moderate than extreme right or left.

The last hurtle is to find a male descendant of the line that is suitable for the crown with enough charisma to succeed in limiting the powers of parliament and returning near absolute power to the throne.

It has been theorized that the imprisonment of the descendants of Irish revolutionaries may prove necessary, since the Irish tend to hold a grudge for generations.

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ORIGINAL: MrRodgers
.....O M G, maybe the Devil does wear Prada...