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AtUrCervix -> Today.... (4/17/2017 1:38:18 PM)

Gotta get up.....at 3:00 tomorrow a.m. so, left early, decided to watch some old low budget 50's movies....found one....looks like a 007 movie (isn't), lead by a guy who (kinda) looks like Sean Connery...(isn't), has a fake accent, his "pal" is a guy who looks like the guy who was the lead in "Voyage to Sea what's on the bottom"...of course...you have the hot blonde chic (always has at least the first 3 buttons loose...always just on the edge of sweaty....Capri pants....5 inches cut up the calf {good stuff in the late 50's}....got some really good "pointies"....neeeeeeever quite nips....but juuuuust enough....) who's always in trouble...always needing rescue...and of course...the goofy guy (first to die...wishes he could get the chic...saves the chic....never gets laid)...and then of course....the Dr./Physicist/Lawyer (guy you're SURE is the bad guy....but he turns out not to be....well maybe he is...he sure seems like he isn't {maybe he is!....is he???}....but he's not because he's friends with "Mrs. Wholesome"....makes cookies for all the neighborhood kids but....she's REALLY related to....(cue music) the GAS STATION attendant that NO ONE was paying attention to!!!!!!!!!!...(SUCKAH!!!!).

That's what I'm doing.




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