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Lawrence111 -> Because I had to ... (4/20/2017 12:13:49 PM)
I just happened upon a "Domme's" profile, but the writing made it clear that English was the writer's second language. Profile says she's age 27, height 5'7, weight 76 lbs, "Native American" and reads: "Looking for a listing obedient slave to take off my Painty when tired, am free ordered listening to, obedient,perfect in sexy, but can't show my nipple out to a slave i never meet in person.., am serious and no trick games here... yurs sincerely~ ..(name deleted to protect the guilty).." Remaining polite, I responded ... because I had to ... Hello, Your English hard to understand I find, but well I wish you! Sincerely, Lawrence PS, Yoda my English teacher was.

ThatDizzyChick -> RE: Because I had to ... (4/21/2017 5:27:25 PM)
Whoop-dee-fucking-doo!

Lawrence111 -> RE: Because I had to ... (4/22/2017 5:24:50 PM)
But wait! She replied (clearly having not read my profile): "Hello Submissive one to be, good of u, well am not so good in english CU's am not born in us but dad's from there. I don't usually stay here much, u can email me your pic at [email protected] with your user name on collars as for us to proceed." To which I had to respond: "Your reply, glad was I to see. Not am I "submissive one to be": My profile have you read? Clear it is that the "dominant" side of the coin am I on, same as thee. Thinking we spoke the same dialect of English, my reason for writing. Type we can... here :) A Nice Day you Have!" Lawrence" To which she responded: "And you to .., but email me ok?" Me: "Oh, good news have I: an easy drive I could make as 1.5 hours from each other we are! Coffee or lunch would you like to meet for? Get to know each other we might :) Treaty will I :) (ED: "Treaty" vs "treat" was a typo, but I kept it as it should suitably confuse her) Talk on the phone we must first do. Good sounds this ? Remembering as you must that I am dominant as well, Lawrence" Aside: I love these scammers and figure the longer I waste their time the better off we (me and her other potential targets) are. If anyone finds this history a bore to read, please just ignore the thread. I genuinely am trying to post something entertaining here.

LadyPact -> RE: Because I had to ... (4/22/2017 6:02:24 PM)
Anybody this dedicated to Yoda-speak is somebody I want to watch the next Star Wars flick with. [:D]

Lawrence111 -> RE: Because I had to ... (4/22/2017 11:08:49 PM)
"Anybody this dedicated to Yoda-speak is somebody I want to watch the next Star Wars flick with." @LadyPact: Thank you, but that expertise falls to my 29 year old son ! However ... having followed your calm and measured comments on these boards for several years (?) ... "popcorn with you, any time would I buy." Sincerely, Lawrence

Dvr22999874 -> RE: Because I had to ... (4/22/2017 11:41:27 PM)
you'll find me sitting behind you, giving my impression of Jar-Jar-Binks....................."How Wood" and that too, like you Lawrence, is from my 25 year old son

Lawrence111 -> RE: Because I had to ... (4/23/2017 2:34:01 AM)
This 'lady' is the gift that keeps on giving! She replied: "Reall! i to wush to see u but sorry am our of the town for my job.." ... and I dutifully responded (Hey! She is a Domme, after all, all 27 years and 76 pounds of Native American Greatness that she claims to be): Immediately as in "tomorrow Sunday" I did NOT mean, but meet we can when return you do ! When in town you are, a note to me please send ! Joyous my heart is! Lawrence

Lawrence111 -> RE: Because I had to ... (4/23/2017 2:36:40 AM)
@Dvr22999874: Yes, they know it all :) Lawrence

Lawrence111 -> RE: Because I had to ... (4/23/2017 1:21:09 PM)
Thanks all for your personal comments and patience in this saga. Today's communiqué: "great to read from u, what I mean is that, am not around as for now, so maybe that will be when am back OK?" Count on me you can, originally understood you I did: In the area you are not at this time. But return to the area you will and then... talk on the phone we must before local to you a meal together we should share. "Capiche" have I ? Questions: - Read my profile have you? Thoughts on it of yours ? - Your profile reading, "76 pounds" you weigh? Thin you must be! Eat do you? If not, inexpensive date you will be ! Smiley I must! " :) " - Understand you clearly that both of us "Dominants" are ? Confusion this us might cause ? Lawrence PS: on phone talk I NOT like Yoda. Rather Andy Kaufman's Latka Gravas... "Thank you 'veddy much." Chuckle-chuckle :)

Lawrence111 -> RE: Because I had to ... (6/3/2017 10:40:48 AM)
So, I saw that our Mistress-Wanna-Be had returned to activity on the other side On 6/2/17, the Lady wrote: "great to read from u, what I mean is that, am not around as for now, so maybe that will be when am back OK?" To which I responded... "Returned to CollarSpace you have, written to me you have not. Saddened I am :( " On 6/3/17 she responded: "OK will be expecting" My first thought was 'With child she is ?" but I wrote: "Expecting what, you are? Wrote you originally : "great to read from u, what I mean is that, am not around as for now, so maybe that will be when am back OK?" Waiting for you to be in touch I am..." Then finally, the words I have longed to hear: "Alright... I really need u to do me a favor, my mobile carrier is outdated and its affecting my calling in and i took it out to ituns store and they said i had to get ituns card worth 100 to 150 once got the fund then i will be able to access all my application and were i am now, there no store around, so thats why i now reaon if possible you can help me get this at your side as my slave, i will forward the money back to you once i get in town.." And to which I responded: "Wait, I would state! Money from me you would seek? Confused I am: met we never have, plans we have never made. Frowns on this disturbance in The Force does CollarSpace. Explanatory logic for me have you, as new to this I am ? (Yoda my English teacher was.)

Lawrence111 -> RE: Because I had to ... (6/3/2017 10:43:47 AM)
PS, message reported as "Money", so wait to see what happens I will. PPS, PopCorn with LadyPact I would still share with LadyPact :)

LadyPact -> RE: Because I had to ... (6/3/2017 11:43:07 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lawrence111 PS, message reported as "Money", so wait to see what happens I will. PPS, PopCorn with LadyPact I would still share with LadyPact :) Wonder Woman in theaters??? Could be fun!

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