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Because I had to ... - 4/20/2017 12:13:49 PM

Lawrence111

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I just happened upon a "Domme's" profile, but the writing made it clear that English was the writer's second language.

Profile says she's age 27, height 5'7, weight 76 lbs, "Native American" and reads:

"Looking for a listing obedient slave to take off my Painty when tired, am free ordered listening to, obedient,perfect in sexy, but can't show my nipple out to a slave i never meet in person.., am serious and no trick games here...

yurs sincerely~ ..(name deleted to protect the guilty).."

Remaining polite, I responded ... because I had to ...

Hello,

Your English hard to understand I find, but well I wish you!

Sincerely,

Lawrence

PS, Yoda my English teacher was.

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RE: Because I had to ... - 4/21/2017 5:27:25 PM

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Whoop-dee-fucking-doo!

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RE: Because I had to ... - 4/22/2017 5:24:50 PM

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But wait! She replied (clearly having not read my profile):

"Hello Submissive one to be, good of u, well am not so good in english CU's am not born in us but dad's from there. I don't usually stay here much, u can email me your pic at [email protected] with your user name on collars as for us to proceed."

To which I had to respond:

"Your reply, glad was I to see.

Not am I "submissive one to be": My profile have you read? Clear it is that the "dominant" side of the coin am I on, same as thee.

Thinking we spoke the same dialect of English, my reason for writing.

Type we can... here :)

A Nice Day you Have!"

Lawrence"

To which she responded: "And you to .., but email me ok?"

Me: "Oh, good news have I: an easy drive I could make as 1.5 hours from each other we are!

Coffee or lunch would you like to meet for? Get to know each other we might :)

Treaty will I :) (ED: "Treaty" vs "treat" was a typo, but I kept it as it should suitably confuse her)

Talk on the phone we must first do.

Good sounds this ?

Remembering as you must that I am dominant as well,

Lawrence"

Aside: I love these scammers and figure the longer I waste their time the better off we (me and her other potential targets) are. If anyone finds this history a bore to read, please just ignore the thread. I genuinely am trying to post something entertaining here.

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RE: Because I had to ... - 4/22/2017 6:02:24 PM

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Anybody this dedicated to Yoda-speak is somebody I want to watch the next Star Wars flick with.

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RE: Because I had to ... - 4/22/2017 11:08:49 PM

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"Anybody this dedicated to Yoda-speak is somebody I want to watch the next Star Wars flick with."

@LadyPact: Thank you, but that expertise falls to my 29 year old *son* !

However ... having followed your calm and measured comments on these boards for several years (?) ... "popcorn with you, any time would I buy."

Sincerely,

Lawrence

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RE: Because I had to ... - 4/22/2017 11:41:27 PM

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you'll find me sitting behind you, giving my impression of Jar-Jar-Binks....................."How Wood" and that too, like you Lawrence, is from my 25 year old son

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RE: Because I had to ... - 4/23/2017 2:34:01 AM

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This 'lady' is the gift that keeps on giving!

She replied:

"Reall! i to wush to see u but sorry am our of the town for my job.."

... and I dutifully responded (Hey! She *is* a Domme, after all, all 27 years and 76 pounds of Native American Greatness that she claims to be):

Immediately as in "tomorrow Sunday" I did NOT mean, but meet we can when return you do !

When in town you are, a note to me please send !

Joyous my heart is!

Lawrence

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RE: Because I had to ... - 4/23/2017 2:36:40 AM

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@Dvr22999874: Yes, they know it all :)

Lawrence

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RE: Because I had to ... - 4/23/2017 1:21:09 PM

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Thanks all for your personal comments and patience in this saga. Today's communiqué:

"great to read from u, what I mean is that, am not around as for now, so maybe that will be when am back OK?"

Count on me you can, originally understood you I did: In the area you are not at this time. But return to the area you will and then... talk on the phone we must before local to you a meal together we should share.

"Capiche" have I ?

Questions:

- Read my profile have you? Thoughts on it of yours ?

- Your profile reading, "76 pounds" you weigh? Thin you must be! Eat do you? If not, inexpensive date you will be !

Smiley I must! " :) "

- Understand you clearly that both of us "Dominants" are ? Confusion this us might cause ?

Lawrence

PS: on phone talk I NOT like Yoda. Rather Andy Kaufman's Latka Gravas... "Thank you 'veddy much." Chuckle-chuckle :)

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RE: Because I had to ... - 6/3/2017 10:40:48 AM

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So, I saw that our Mistress-Wanna-Be had returned to activity on the other side

On 6/2/17, the Lady wrote:

"great to read from u, what I mean is that, am not around as for now, so maybe that will be when am back OK?"

To which I responded...

"Returned to CollarSpace you have, written to me you have not.

Saddened I am :( "

On 6/3/17 she responded:

"OK will be expecting"

My first thought was 'With child she is ?" but I wrote:

"Expecting what, you are?

Wrote you originally : "great to read from u, what I mean is that, am not around as for now, so maybe that will be when am back OK?"

Waiting for you to be in touch I am..."

Then finally, the words I have longed to hear:

"Alright... I really need u to do me a favor, my mobile carrier is outdated and its affecting my calling in and i took it out to ituns store and they said i had to get ituns card worth 100 to 150 once got the fund then i will be able to access all my application and were i am now, there no store around, so thats why i now reaon if possible you can help me get this at your side as my slave, i will forward the money back to you once i get in town.."

And to which I responded:

"Wait, I would state!

Money from me you would seek? Confused I am: met we never have, plans we have never made.

Frowns on this disturbance in The Force does CollarSpace.

Explanatory logic for me have you, as new to this I am ?

(Yoda my English teacher was.)

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RE: Because I had to ... - 6/3/2017 10:43:47 AM

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PS, message reported as "Money", so wait to see what happens I will.

PPS, PopCorn with LadyPact I would still share with LadyPact :)

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RE: Because I had to ... - 6/3/2017 11:43:07 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Lawrence111

PS, message reported as "Money", so wait to see what happens I will.

PPS, PopCorn with LadyPact I would still share with LadyPact :)

Wonder Woman in theaters???

Could be fun!

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