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So I was in the emergency room... - 5/6/2017 2:15:47 PM

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last Sunday with a butt plug stuck my ass. Has that ever happened to anyone else? I'm starting to think most of these toys aren't safe. Is there any safe way with anal toys? It was 9:00 at night. They had to call in a specialist from home. I ended up staying overnight. No wish to repeat that.

RE: So I was in the emergency room... - 5/6/2017 2:30:13 PM

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Seriously? How far up inside did you have it?

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RE: So I was in the emergency room... - 5/6/2017 3:42:08 PM

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last Sunday with a butt plug stuck my ass. Has that ever happened to anyone else? I'm starting to think most of these toys aren't safe. Is there any safe way with anal toys? It was 9:00 at night. They had to call in a specialist from home. I ended up staying overnight. No wish to repeat that.

Dad had to have a mini vibe surgically extracted when it got wedged in and wouldn't budge. He told Michael that it just got sucked right in like a vacuum till it hit the curve. The man was in pain for five days when he finally went to the hospital and he ended up staying a week. Bless his heart and rest his soul..he was in his mid 70s and experimenting with a married woman. Talk about karma biting you in the ass!

Anyway..notches on slippery organics (freeze 'em first cuz..well, why not?)..fishing line thread through hard stuff, collapsable sheaths, bored holes, butt plugs you've crafted from ice and shaped smooth with warm water..inflatables aka balloon toys are less risk of accidental vacuuming and while you can minimize risk it is difficult to eliminate it together.

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RE: So I was in the emergency room... - 5/6/2017 4:21:09 PM

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last Sunday with a butt plug stuck my ass. Has that ever happened to anyone else? I'm starting to think most of these toys aren't safe. Is there any safe way with anal toys? It was 9:00 at night. They had to call in a specialist from home. I ended up staying overnight. No wish to repeat that.

Did it have a flared bottom? the butt plug? not you....
I wont use insertables in the anus without have a secure base(as Bita so beautifully said)
We all have an accident or oops moment, of some kind at some point, Im not making fun of your misadventure,
While I havent actually had it happen to me, I have seen some strange things being removed in emergency.
I hope it didnt do any damage and you get thru your emerg visit with your pride intact.

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RE: So I was in the emergency room... - 5/7/2017 9:23:18 AM

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Hopefully it really was a butt plug, not what ever was laying around the house that seemed like a good idea at the time. The vast majority of ED visits for sex related causes that I personally saw in my time working in an ED were because people would use whatever took their fancy in a moment of passion/lust/lack of good sense.

Most butt plugs come with a fairly large flange in them to stop this very thing, but if your anal muscles are loose, then maybe you need to put a lease on the end, just in case.

There's very little dignity in going to an ED. but on the positive side - having been there - ED workers would have a bit of a giggle because of the ridiculousness of the situation then forget about it. Anything to do with sex is usually good for a smile because really, if you think about it, sex is a ridiculous activity. Hard to pretend we're all elevated when we have to get down and dirty to reproduce.

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RE: So I was in the emergency room... - 5/12/2017 8:27:34 PM

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It could be worse... I was reading about a guy who went there with a light bulb stuck up his ass!

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RE: So I was in the emergency room... - 5/20/2017 2:05:30 AM

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At least it wasn't a peanut butter jar or a barbie doll.

How'd That Get Up Your Butt? X-Rays of Strange Objects Stuck in Rectums

Remember the thread from a guy that liked to put a bag of crisps up his ass? He said he could "taste" the flavor chips when they were in his ass. Here is a link to that thread really weird fetish

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RE: So I was in the emergency room... - 5/20/2017 8:15:01 AM

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Worse, I've read of dudes using light bulbs. Broken glass is no fun, especially internally.

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RE: So I was in the emergency room... - 5/21/2017 6:43:10 PM

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At least it wasn't a peanut butter jar or a barbie doll.

How'd That Get Up Your Butt? X-Rays of Strange Objects Stuck in Rectums

Remember the thread from a guy that liked to put a bag of crisps up his ass? He said he could "taste" the flavor chips when they were in his ass. Here is a link to that thread really weird fetish

My brother once ate like...a whole bottle of ghost pepper hot sauce. Spent the whole next day on the toilet. In his spare time had to look up if there were taste buds in your ass. He found sources that said there was so...maybe that OP was onto something

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RE: So I was in the emergency room... - 5/21/2017 6:56:19 PM

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I can understand your embarrassment but, seriously, the ER, OR and Pathology staff are used to it. I work in Pathology so whenever anything is dug out of somebody's orifice it's sent to me. We may giggle at the item but no one pays attention to who was the unfortunate soul.

By the way, we received a carved wooden dildo from the OR a few years ago. The patient told us he wanted it back for sentimental reasons. No problem. We cleaned it up, put it in a plastic bag and gave it to the patient.

Just another day in the hospital!

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RE: So I was in the emergency room... - 5/21/2017 7:21:30 PM

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RE: So I was in the emergency room... - 5/21/2017 9:36:38 PM

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At least it wasn't a peanut butter jar or a barbie doll.

How'd That Get Up Your Butt? X-Rays of Strange Objects Stuck in Rectums

Remember the thread from a guy that liked to put a bag of crisps up his ass? He said he could "taste" the flavor chips when they were in his ass. Here is a link to that thread really weird fetish

My brother once ate like...a whole bottle of ghost pepper hot sauce. Spent the whole next day on the toilet. In his spare time had to look up if there were taste buds in your ass. He found sources that said there was so...maybe that OP was onto something

It there are taste buds in your ass, that would put a whole new slant on anal sex for me imagining she could taste my cum.

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RE: So I was in the emergency room... - 5/24/2017 12:42:00 PM

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https://www.foodbeast.com/news/science-says-testicles-and-anuses-have-taste-receptors/

I cannot tell a lie. Science says it's a thing.

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RE: So I was in the emergency room... - 6/12/2017 5:33:04 PM

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Next time I am out for lunch, I am gonna' ask, "can I taste your soup?" Then I'll whip out my balls and toss them into her soup bowl.

You can taste with your testicles? That put a whole new slant on farting.

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https://www.foodbeast.com/news/science-says-testicles-and-anuses-have-taste-receptors/

I cannot tell a lie. Science says it's a thing.

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RE: So I was in the emergency room... - 6/12/2017 5:49:45 PM

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When I was in the Brit Merchant Marine, we had these lamps that were lowered into the holds to give light for cleanouts and hose-downs. I reckon the bulbs must have been about 6"+ across at their widest part. One of the steam-queens on board managed to get one stuck in her ass, narrow end innermost. Luckily we were in port and she eventually reported it to the second-mate, (medical officer) who had trouble believing the evidence in front of his eyes, took photographs and packed her off to the hospital. We all went to visit her in hospital but for some reason, she wasn't receiving visitors. We sailed the next day, so I never DID find out what happened and never saw her again.

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RE: So I was in the emergency room... - 6/12/2017 8:02:06 PM

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At least it wasn't a peanut butter jar or a barbie doll.

How'd That Get Up Your Butt? X-Rays of Strange Objects Stuck in Rectums

Remember the thread from a guy that liked to put a bag of crisps up his ass? He said he could "taste" the flavor chips when they were in his ass. Here is a link to that thread really weird fetish

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RE: So I was in the emergency room... - 6/12/2017 8:32:41 PM

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Wasn't there the story years ago about when Steve McQueen went to Mexico for an off-beat treatment for cancer ? They gave him coffee enemas and when he screamed, the medical staff asked if it was too hot, to which he replied "No, not at all but you forgot to put the sugar in it"

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RE: So I was in the emergency room... - 6/12/2017 8:38:15 PM

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Wasn't there the story years ago about when Steve McQueen went to Mexico for an off-beat treatment for cancer ? They gave him coffee enemas and when he screamed, the medical staff asked if it was too hot, to which he replied "No, not at all but you forgot to put the sugar in it"

lol, funny

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