Edwird -> RE: Fuck Yes...I want,No,I NEED this (6/6/2017 11:01:50 PM)
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The only tech being funded nowadays is having to do with "being connected." But in order to attain that lofty goal, '"the monetizers" still must pay attention to the entré basics of society. I can just see it 30 years from now. As about to sit on the commode; . . . "are you logged in?" "Use your to I-Poop account, free for 20 months when you buy the $2,000 Poop-phone." "Sign up for Google Androids (oh man, they already made a joke about their hemorrhoid service already)," "Twenty extra pees -free- when you sign up for Sprint Sprtitzer!" "Bathroom, internet, phone bundle; guaranteed special price for one year! Pay for it all over again when you get home!" All with hands-free talking while on the toilet seat. Wipe while weeping to others. It just doesn't get any better.
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