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I want to complain about men - 6/8/2017 1:51:57 AM

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there isnt a single woman on here with the amount of posts on here bitching about men, not one.

In reference to that, I think I should be the first!

My biggest complaint is, why do you guys not wash your hands with soap after holding your cock to pee?

Those hands touch me later! Ew!

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RE: I want to complain about men - 6/8/2017 3:16:34 AM

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there isnt a single woman on here with the amount of posts on here bitching about men, not one.

In reference to that, I think I should be the first!

My biggest complaint is, why do you guys not wash your hands with soap after holding your cock to pee?

Those hands touch me later! Ew!

I think you need a good middle eastern/Turkish Muslim Dom. They're extremely hygienic.

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RE: I want to complain about men - 6/8/2017 3:31:01 AM

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I think you need a good middle eastern/Turkish Muslim Dom. They're extremely hygienic.

Really would they always wash their hands with soap after peeing? Part of their Islamic practice?

The thing is, Middle Eastern men are probably one of the easiest races to get laid with. Believe it or not, it's actually harder with Chinese men because many are prudes about sex, they need to feel comfortable first like normal females. And I know in the West, some women sees "prude" as a negative word. But trust me, in Asia, if you are a prude, you are the goddess virgin pure woman that every man desires for his wife. So it's a positive word here.

I'm more like a stereotypical man, if I want to fuck, let's do it!

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RE: I want to complain about men - 6/8/2017 4:34:13 AM

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Really would they always wash their hands with soap after peeing? Part of their Islamic practice?

There are very strict rules of hygiene set down in the Koran, Greta: it doesn't just say "kill all the infidels" over and over for hundreds of pages.

As for cockwashing: I clean it when I get up in the morning, then it goes in a clean pair of underpants. Unless somebody is generally a filthy git, then their cock is likely to be a lot cleaner than their hands when they whip it out for a slash.

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RE: I want to complain about men - 6/8/2017 4:42:34 AM

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I think you need a good middle eastern/Turkish Muslim Dom. They're extremely hygienic.

Really would they always wash their hands with soap after peeing? Part of their Islamic practice?

The thing is, Middle Eastern men are probably one of the easiest races to get laid with. Believe it or not, it's actually harder with Chinese men because many are prudes about sex, they need to feel comfortable first like normal females. And I know in the West, some women sees "prude" as a negative word. But trust me, in Asia, if you are a prude, you are the goddess virgin pure woman that every man desires for his wife. So it's a positive word here.

I'm more like a stereotypical man, if I want to fuck, let's do it!

Yes, they generally do. One of the basic principle is 'cleanliness is half of faith/religion" so they're extremely cautions about cleanliness, at least the practicing ones.

I have heard that about asian men. Unfortunately, for me, I don't find asian men physically attractive or dominant enough.

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RE: I want to complain about men - 6/8/2017 4:58:00 AM

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A lot of Asian men have a total Madonna/whore syndrome going on.
If you are the wife they don't want to have sex with you. Meanwhile there is a thriving sex industry.

And they may not be dominant but they can be very controlling in a passive aggressive way.

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RE: I want to complain about men - 6/8/2017 5:25:27 AM

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There are very strict rules of hygiene set down in the Koran, Greta: it doesn't just say "kill all the infidels" over and over for hundreds of pages.

They may not have soap thousands of years ago. And their hygiene practice is not as specifically laid out as for example, their divorce rules for pre-puberscent women. Or else I'd have read about it.

And Saadia, i am sorry to say this since you are Middle Eastern, but my experience with Middle Eastern women in the full burka often have a smell to them. I don't know if it's caused by our 100% humidity and them being cloaked in that all black thing and they could be sweating like pigs in there. Plus you know when they eat like KFC or Spaghetti. They keep the veil on and just scoop the food below their veil, so I can imagine their veil inside can get very dirtied with food, plus sweating and horrible humidity of my country, could just emit a scent. I'm sure the women are very clean as well, but in my country, sometimes I bath 5 times a day. As we sweat all day just right out of shower, you can be sweating while showering! And it's necessary to stay smelling nice, I mean loads of baths and aeration! And I also know they aren't permitted to eat without the veil, so it's not their fault. I wouldn't know how to stay clean eating with the damn veil on!

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As for cockwashing: I clean it when I get up in the morning, then it goes in a clean pair of underpants. Unless somebody is generally a filthy git, then their cock is likely to be a lot cleaner than their hands when they whip it out for a slash.

See, your reason is exactly what all the men tells me!! They always claim their cock is alot cleaner than their hands! It's not! In Singapore, it's fucking humid and you get sweaty just right out of the shower, and I imagine their down there sweating all day! It's gross! They don't get it! They think they are sterile and clean and their hands don't touch the pee so it's okay!

I also don't like it when men do not shower right before having sex! Like he may shower before we go out for dinner or something. By the time come back, he'd be stinking again! In our humidity! And worst of all, men who won't let me shower before having sex! I can't have sex unless I am super duper clean. If I feel yucky and sweaty and dirty. I am not feeling good!

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RE: I want to complain about men - 6/8/2017 5:57:31 AM

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Really would they always wash their hands with soap after peeing? Part of their Islamic practice?

There are very strict rules of hygiene set down in the Koran, Greta: it doesn't just say "kill all the infidels" over and over for hundreds of pages.

As for cockwashing: I clean it when I get up in the morning, then it goes in a clean pair of underpants. Unless somebody is generally a filthy git, then their cock is likely to be a lot cleaner than their hands when they whip it out for a slash.

Regardless of being washed in a morning, or clean underwear, that does not stop your cock and nuts sweating, nor the fact that no matter how much a guy shakes there is always a chance of a dribble when put away, and if you are going to try claiming that you never do, I'll call you a liar. It's basic anatomy, and I've washed enough male underwear to know for a fact from many different men. Now that said, there is a huge difference between MY man, and someone else's. I don't want to shake hands with a guy that has been holding his cock thanks.

Personally I'm fastidious about hygiene, and my ex playmate often commented on the fact about how often I washed. Always be prepared

I am a little obsessive about hand washing.

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RE: I want to complain about men - 6/8/2017 10:48:52 AM

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Really would they always wash their hands with soap after peeing? Part of their Islamic practice?

There are very strict rules of hygiene set down in the Koran, Greta: it doesn't just say "kill all the infidels" over and over for hundreds of pages.

As for cockwashing: I clean it when I get up in the morning, then it goes in a clean pair of underpants. Unless somebody is generally a filthy git, then their cock is likely to be a lot cleaner than their hands when they whip it out for a slash.

Regardless of being washed in a morning, or clean underwear, that does not stop your cock and nuts sweating, nor the fact that no matter how much a guy shakes there is always a chance of a dribble when put away, and if you are going to try claiming that you never do, I'll call you a liar. It's basic anatomy, and I've washed enough male underwear to know for a fact from many different men. Now that said, there is a huge difference between MY man, and someone else's. I don't want to shake hands with a guy that has been holding his cock thanks.

Personally I'm fastidious about hygiene, and my ex playmate often commented on the fact about how often I washed. Always be prepared I am a little obsessive about hand washing.

Needles

Fair enough. I would wash my bits before a hot date, to be honest.

(There's worse forms of foreplay than taking a shower together as well, come to that.)

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RE: I want to complain about men - 6/8/2017 12:12:55 PM

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ewww that's a good question

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RE: I want to complain about men - 6/8/2017 12:58:37 PM

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Really would they always wash their hands with soap after peeing? Part of their Islamic practice?

There are very strict rules of hygiene set down in the Koran, Greta: it doesn't just say "kill all the infidels" over and over for hundreds of pages.

As for cockwashing: I clean it when I get up in the morning, then it goes in a clean pair of underpants. Unless somebody is generally a filthy git, then their cock is likely to be a lot cleaner than their hands when they whip it out for a slash.

Regardless of being washed in a morning, or clean underwear, that does not stop your cock and nuts sweating, nor the fact that no matter how much a guy shakes there is always a chance of a dribble when put away, and if you are going to try claiming that you never do, I'll call you a liar. It's basic anatomy, and I've washed enough male underwear to know for a fact from many different men. Now that said, there is a huge difference between MY man, and someone else's. I don't want to shake hands with a guy that has been holding his cock thanks.

Personally I'm fastidious about hygiene, and my ex playmate often commented on the fact about how often I washed. Always be prepared I am a little obsessive about hand washing.

Needles

Fair enough. I would wash my bits before a hot date, to be honest.

(There's worse forms of foreplay than taking a shower together as well, come to that.)

Oh I'm up for showering together. Slippy soaped up bodies are lots of fun

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RE: I want to complain about men - 6/8/2017 1:49:03 PM

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I want to complain about men

A woman doing that? What a surprise.

Gotta larf

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RE: I want to complain about men - 6/8/2017 2:19:22 PM

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One man i was talking to told me that Muslim men are gross because they take a water bottle into the restroom with them to rinse off their cock after they piss and then leave the water bottle on the toilet.

So i guess men complain about men too.

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RE: I want to complain about men - 6/8/2017 3:18:04 PM

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Hand Washing actually has an interesting history. Its originals are based on ritual/ceremony and not hygiene but we know better today.

A little urine is really the least of your concerns on the hands. For the most part urine is sterile until it leaves the human body. The typical "dribble" from a man will not provide any medium for germs to grow unless the person has some serious health issues. I would be much more worried about the germs on ones hands from nose picking and the real nasties come from fecal material after wiping.

If you want an interesting read on the history and effectiveness of hand washing, check out this book (Google it):
The Hand Book: Surviving in a Germ-Filled World by Miryam Z. Wahrman

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RE: I want to complain about men - 6/8/2017 11:20:30 PM

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I wash my hands after I do what I need to do

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RE: I want to complain about men - 6/8/2017 11:22:49 PM

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Muslims were bigger on hygiene back hundreds of years ago, when the west and Christians barely would take a shower maybe a few times every few weeks, if even that.

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RE: I want to complain about men - 6/9/2017 7:15:25 AM

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A little urine is really the least of your concerns on the hands.

Sometimes in restaurants, it is possible for the customer to get food poisoning just because a waiter handled a plate without washing his hands. So I can just imagine sexually where a man likes to, ew, put his finger into the woman's mouth, should definitely wash his hands!

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RE: I want to complain about men - 6/9/2017 8:25:00 AM

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there isnt a single woman on here with the amount of posts on here bitching about men, not one.

In reference to that, I think I should be the first!

My biggest complaint is, why do you guys not wash your hands with soap after holding your cock to pee?

Those hands touch me later! Ew!

Mine is extremely clean. My hands are washed before if I've been working on anything and after to maintain good hygiene. Whose parents didn't teach them cleanliness is next to godliness? I really enjoy cooking when I'm off the boat and the thought of serving supper with unwashed hands is unappetizing.
You sound a little prudish about it though. I'm reminded of a very stuffy Aunt I had who would always say "lips that touch wine shall never touch mine." She loved wine so I always though it meant if you impeded the guzzling of the grape in any way it was a sin. I'm thinking your mantra may be "Hands that touch pee shall never touch me?" Funny thought, there's always a drop or two left in the barrel so the next time ya give brain stop and think, "Did he really get it ALL out?"😋

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RE: I want to complain about men - 6/9/2017 8:33:44 AM

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It would appear women do not wipe or dribble - see we can agree ;) respectman if you behave just enough ;) and that is before we get to the ejaculatory women, not men.

Now, do their fanny regions swealter and become irate with fungus whoremods and bitterness, and hobgoblins - I dont shy away ;)

Its been so long since I have had sex so where do I stick it again?

Docstrange is correct, and all your mobile phones have more bugs on it than your lavy pans...read that on the internet so it must be true

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RE: I want to complain about men - 6/9/2017 8:34:58 AM

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Muslims were bigger on hygiene back hundreds of years ago, when the west and Christians barely would take a shower maybe a few times every few weeks, if even that.

I worked in West Africa for a number of years. Ever see how some Muslims clean themselves after popping a squat? It ain't pretty. The "communal" little can of water used to swish your fingers in after wiping their bottom is disgusting. That's if it's available. Dock workers just sat, shat, wiped (bare handed) and went. Muslims wash hands and feet before multiple daily prayer but many times it's with nothing but water. They think we're "unclean ...."

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