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angelikaJ -> Because students always tell the truth - lol (6/20/2017 9:54:27 AM)

http://www.chronicle.com/article/To-My-Student-on-the-Death-/240353




DesFIP -> RE: Because students always tell the truth - lol (6/20/2017 11:55:01 AM)

Cute.

Brings to mind a time when the dog really did eat my daughter's homework. Being heartless, I used the occasion to point out why you shouldn't eat a pb& j while doing math. And then made her do it over.




angelikaJ -> RE: Because students always tell the truth - lol (6/20/2017 12:10:33 PM)

My dog took a paycheck from my purse and chewed the corners... and munched on a $20.00 bill from my pocket.




LadyPact -> RE: Because students always tell the truth - lol (6/20/2017 1:07:11 PM)

Definitely cute. To be fair, I have to point out that employees are prone to do this, too. Seems to happen more frequently when the deceased family member is out of state. [;)]

The dog chewing thing, though? I'm way more prone to believe that one since we got Brandi. So far, she's destroyed two pairs of shoes, one purse, (including some of the contents, therein) a partial pack of cigarettes, a few pieces of mail, several socks, a game controller cord, some of a cardboard box that had pizza in it prior, the cat post, and you should see what she's done to my coffee table. The weirdest one? Dryer sheets. She is absolutely obsessed with taking dryer sheets out of any small waste basket she can find them in, chew them to shreds, and have the pieces all over the floor.

(Yes, I promise this is a dog that has tons of chewy toys, gets milk bones and other treats that are good for satisfying her chewing desires. She just likes our stuff better.)




DesFIP -> RE: Because students always tell the truth - lol (6/21/2017 5:34:27 PM)

My mother had a dog that didn't chew on things but would go into friends' purses and take stuff out. Wallets especially. She would get these frantic phone calls, go look in the cushions, and sure enough, there was the wallet.




CaptR -> RE: Because students always tell the truth - lol (6/27/2017 9:29:45 AM)

I had a pointer who once ate an entire three tier chocolate fudge cake that was supposed to be for my birthday. We found him in a bedroom by following the trail of .. well his tummy was very upset. He was lying on his back on the bed with a very distended belly moaning. I felt so bad for him I couldn't stay angry. Took him out back and had him swallow hydrogen peroxide as per Vets instruction. For a few minutes he looked rabid 😂. He never ate another cake. Fast forward to Christmas where we had a bowl of Hershey Kisses on the coffee table wrapped in holiday foil. I cleaned up festive poo for about a week in the back yard. The caution "chocolate kills dogs" apparently doesn't apply to Vizslas. Other lessons he learned, hamsters fight back, stray kittens latch on to noses, snakes taste like ass as do toads and the pool slide is fun to play on.




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