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RE: Broken Phone - 6/27/2017 11:35:43 AM   
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RE: Broken Phone - 6/27/2017 12:02:56 PM   
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There are few things more "outrageous" than a blowjob in the back room of a store.

You go, Caligula!

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RE: Broken Phone - 6/27/2017 12:08:55 PM   
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When I'm with Sky I'm literally along for the ride Sky never ask's me anything before she does something that the rest of the world would think was outrageous I've walked away a few times because even I thought she had gone a bit far. When I'm with her it's always about her. Sky is with whomever she wants when she wants. I never have looked outside our relationship because where would someone find another person like Sky.
Lucylastic Sky gets better care from me than most women probably do. When we got home she had a shower and I shaved her legs pussy and ass, then I devoured her for about 45 minutes. I haven't bragged about anything other than Sky's outrageous acts. I merely told the story of what happened, the people on the forum started asking questions and I answered. I'm not sure why women have such a hang up about a persons age. Age has nothing to do with a person's sex life, that is all controlled by the brain. Young Chic, Sky is 57 years old, our age difference is only 10 years, so not sure where you were going with that one. You are also correct if I used the term all women, that would be incorrect. I should have used majority or most when describing women.
For that I apologize.

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RE: Broken Phone - 6/27/2017 12:21:20 PM   
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Fuking lost me something about a broken phone and blow jobs

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RE: Broken Phone - 6/27/2017 12:51:28 PM   
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When I'm with Sky I'm literally along for the ride Sky never ask's me anything before she does something that the rest of the world would think was outrageous I've walked away a few times because even I thought she had gone a bit far. When I'm with her it's always about her. Sky is with whomever she wants when she wants. I never have looked outside our relationship because where would someone find another person like Sky.
Lucylastic Sky gets better care from me than most women probably do. When we got home she had a shower and I shaved her legs pussy and ass, then I devoured her for about 45 minutes. I haven't bragged about anything other than Sky's outrageous acts. I merely told the story of what happened, the people on the forum started asking questions and I answered. I'm not sure why women have such a hang up about a persons age. Age has nothing to do with a person's sex life, that is all controlled by the brain. Young Chic, Sky is 57 years old, our age difference is only 10 years, so not sure where you were going with that one. You are also correct if I used the term all women, that would be incorrect. I should have used majority or most when describing women.
For that I apologize.




On a kink board, it isnt edgy, or outrageous tho, and I will apologise about the age of your gf.
but not for my other comments,
How long have you been together?


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RE: Broken Phone - 6/27/2017 1:07:49 PM   
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You are also correct if I used the term all women, that would be incorrect. I should have used majority or most when describing women.
For that I apologize.

Given the scenario, assuming it to be true (and that's one fucking HUGE assumption!!), from a straw poll of women that I and the Mrs know, you are totally wrong.
We polled almost 12 women and ALL without hesitation said.... no fucking way!!!
Given my results (with a sample size of 12x yours), you should have said "a few" or "not many".

Dude, your experiment is flawed on sooo many levels it's unreal.
FACT: Most [non-gay/non-celibate] men would love a blow job from anyone vaguely presentable that has a pussy.
FACT: Most women are intrigued to sexual matters once you've put their brain into the right mode. Even Greta has her standards and that's saying something!

So what was your experiment???
Ah, yes.... GF offers a blow job to a young guy that would probably jump at anything with a pussy just because his raging hormones makes his little head the ruling party.
You, on the other hand, offer your dick to a young female with more morals than most young guys.
And no wonder it fails... miserably.
Do you not see the total disconnect with these two actions????
Apples and pears, chum. Different animals.

And just like most stupid moronic males, you can't see that a dick-centric scenario is doomed to failure 99.99999999999999999% of the time.



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RE: Broken Phone - 6/27/2017 2:24:58 PM   
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Freedomwarf If you actually polled twelve I would have expected the same thing. Also if you actually read the post instead of cherry picking the following posts you would have gotten the whole story. Their was no experiment, it was a bet and if you read the post you would have read that I knew that it wouldn't go well. When I mentioned a woman giving me a blow job out of the blue, Sky told me that I was crazy that women had evolved to the point that a man could ask for a blowjob. We made a bet I knew supposedly how it would turn out and that was the woman would say no. No one expected her to lose her mental faculties. The, you have to put their brain into right mode is bullshit that women use. No one but Sky puts her brain into the sex mode because she uses her own brain to put herself in that mode. I also agree with her that if someone believes that women have not evolved to the point that they can't get themselves ready for sex, mentally, then I've got the only Unicorn breeding farm in the world for sale. So if you'd taken the time to read the post you could already figured out that their was no experiment. It was a bet that Sky claimed that women had evolved to the point that a person could ask them for a blowjob. My claim to her was that women would never evolve to that point. Bet made money gathered. She lost the bet as I knew she would. The rest of the wailing and gnashing of teeth making the whole thing into something it wasn't is the responsibility of the other posters. And just like most stupid moronic males you were unable to read the post without creating a whole new story trying to ingratiate yourself with the female posters. So ladies please give mister freedomwarf an ovation.

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RE: Broken Phone - 6/27/2017 2:52:26 PM   
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I'm not sure what the " face of sexual predator" comment had to do with this thread because no one was sexually preyed upon. The difference in the two scenario's was the male kid was taken by the hand and walked into the office and the place was empty except for me and those two. The next place we went into had shopper's in the building and the woman wasn't touched. I just stood in front of the counter and ask her for a blowjob, and she went bat shit. It let me win the bet and prove to my girlfriend that women still can't let themselves enjoy random sex like males do. Yes I have to say I laughed so hard I damn near peed on myself.




Asking a strange woman to perform a sex act at her place of business makes you a sexual predator. Much like a flasher, your pleasure is derived from her fear and outrage. Your original post and the ones that followed are all bullshit but, the fact that you're fantasizing loud and proud about harassing women makes you a special kind of repulsive.

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RE: Broken Phone - 6/27/2017 3:34:56 PM   
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If you'd actually read the post you'd know that it was never about a blowjob it was about a bet. I didn't get any pleasure out of it the woman scared the hell out of me. I figured that she might laugh and say no or just say no. But to go bat shit fucking crazya was ridiculous. Nothing could have happened to her because their were at least 20 people standing just out of earshot from the two of us. I have only been answering questions from people like yourself that for whatever reason didn't read the post. Fantasizing is something you created because I didn't mention fantasizing about anything. You must live in some sort of special world where women are supposedly treated different than males. Not one of you condemned Sky for giving a 19 year old kid a blowjob, not one of you so called moral people. But a woman that was six years older than him and should be much more mature was only ask for a blowjob and not even remotely touched then it's the worst thing that can happen. I believe your double standard between the sexes is a bit juvenile.

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RE: Broken Phone - 6/27/2017 4:26:36 PM   
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No one is condemning Sky because none of this happened and she doesn't exist.

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RE: Broken Phone - 6/27/2017 5:27:13 PM   
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SShhh don't tell anyone....duh! Isn't it amazing as long as you thought you had the politically correct position, and upper hand, and the crowd was with you then you were very abrasive. When I brought up that none of you came to the defense of a 19 year old boy getting a blow job, but let it be a 26 year old female that should have been light years more mature than the boy and she was not touched and was only ask about a blow job.
Obviously now that you can no longer justify your stance then the story isn't true.

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RE: Broken Phone - 6/27/2017 6:24:28 PM   
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SShhh don't tell anyone....duh! Isn't it amazing as long as you thought you had the politically correct position, and upper hand, and the crowd was with you then you were very abrasive. When I brought up that none of you came to the defense of a 19 year old boy getting a blow job, but let it be a 26 year old female that should have been light years more mature than the boy and she was not touched and was only ask about a blow job.
Obviously now that you can no longer justify your stance then the story isn't true.

No. It sounded like typical wank fodder from the outset.

And your weak explanation for accidentally posting under your sock just sealed the deal.

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RE: Broken Phone - 6/27/2017 6:44:42 PM   
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Obviously now that you can no longer justify your stance then the story isn't true.

The story was never true. Even though many 19 year old boys would love free blowjobs, not many are going to want them from people old enough to be their grandmothers.



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RE: Broken Phone - 6/27/2017 6:53:20 PM   
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"Let's pretend for a moment that this actually happened"

That's the very first thing I said in response to your post.

"Your original post and the ones that followed are all bullshit"

That's the second thing I said.

I never believed your story. You don't even believe your story. You can't even decide if it was a social experiment or a bet.

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RE: Broken Phone - 6/27/2017 7:01:52 PM   
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I wasnt moralising about age, dumarse, LOL I also said, have fun, shes over 18 free, but consent is always a good thing to get, YOU didnt
you lost out, you lost the bet.
but not for the reasons you think.

Milfs(Mothers Id like to fuck) or cougars are popular with blokes , there arent many GILTSO(grandads Id like to suck off) out there as a fantasy amongst women, unless they have dollars on their mind.
(im married to a bloke 16 years older than me, so Im hardly being moralistic)
ANd you still dont get the concept that OFFERING pleasure to a stranger is different than wanting pleasure from a stranger.
Its usually newbs and teens that get that shit confused.
consent matters...it might be a word you wanna look up


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RE: Broken Phone - 6/27/2017 9:13:07 PM   
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You and Sky have one thing in common. You both use the word their instead of the correct spelling, there.

So basically you are just saying men are sluts and women are whores.


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RE: Broken Phone - 6/28/2017 5:12:21 PM   
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I was with my girlfriend Saturday afternoon and she broke the face of her phone. We got to the phone store just at closing time. The young kid (19) decided to go ahead and sell her the phone. I was just standing there and she gave me the look. I just rolled my eyes and walked away. For being so nice she walked behind the desk got the kid by the arm and drug him into the back room and gave him a blowjob that left him almost in a coma. Later we were talking I told her that I wish I could get away with walking up to a female and doing that. She was adamant that in today's world it happened all the time. The gauntlet was thrown and the bets went down. I knew from the start that this was going to blow up. Now this woman was older and larger (25?) than the kid my girlfriend took. It took a bit to work out an approach but finally it presented itself and I made my move. It was funny but a lot worse than I figured it would be. The clerk went totally female on me and started running through the store yelling. You would have thought I'd ask her to give me her phone or something. We got the hell out of there and my girlfriend looked at me when we were driving down the street and remarked I guess women are still as out of control emotionally as they've always been. Ya Think!


(I have absolutely no fucking idea what you just said).

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RE: Broken Phone - 6/30/2017 7:36:06 PM   
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Cool story bro, but it needs more dragons.

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RE: Broken Phone - 6/30/2017 7:38:09 PM   
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Sky never thinks with her emotion's she always let's her brain lead.

The evidence does not support the claim, sorry.

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RE: Broken Phone - 6/30/2017 7:39:24 PM   
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I spent the night with her last night and picked up her computer this morning while she was sleeping and sent the message I didn't log her off because it wasn't my computer.

Of course you did.

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