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Broken Phone - 6/26/2017 9:08:06 PM

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I was with my girlfriend Saturday afternoon and she broke the face of her phone. We got to the phone store just at closing time. The young kid (19) decided to go ahead and sell her the phone. I was just standing there and she gave me the look. I just rolled my eyes and walked away. For being so nice she walked behind the desk got the kid by the arm and drug him into the back room and gave him a blowjob that left him almost in a coma. Later we were talking I told her that I wish I could get away with walking up to a female and doing that. She was adamant that in today's world it happened all the time. The gauntlet was thrown and the bets went down. I knew from the start that this was going to blow up. Now this woman was older and larger (25?) than the kid my girlfriend took. It took a bit to work out an approach but finally it presented itself and I made my move. It was funny but a lot worse than I figured it would be. The clerk went totally female on me and started running through the store yelling. You would have thought I'd ask her to give me her phone or something. We got the hell out of there and my girlfriend looked at me when we were driving down the street and remarked I guess women are still as out of control emotionally as they've always been. Ya Think!

RE: Broken Phone - 6/26/2017 9:23:03 PM

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You have quite an imagination.

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RE: Broken Phone - 6/26/2017 10:19:51 PM

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I didn't involve imagination. I knew from the git-go that this would not turn out as my girlfriend had imagined I pretty much knew what that woman was going to say, I just didn't think she was going go terminal Bat Shit in a store full of people. Leave sky1050 a message, her version may be a bit different as she wasn't standing in front of this screaming woman but witnessed the whole episode from a different viewpoint.

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RE: Broken Phone - 6/26/2017 10:29:45 PM

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Let's pretend for a moment that this actually happened. How should a woman respond to a violation this great? How should one behave in the face of a sexual predator?

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RE: Broken Phone - 6/26/2017 10:44:16 PM

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I didn't involve imagination. I knew from the git-go that this would not turn out as my girlfriend had imagined I pretty much knew what that woman was going to say, I just didn't think she was going go terminal Bat Shit in a store full of people. Leave sky1050 a message, her version may be a bit different as she wasn't standing in front of this screaming woman but witnessed the whole episode from a different viewpoint.

was this verbal? or physical? or what? please explain more about what you actually DID do
Its above my pay grade and beyond my sense of wonder to say much more
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RE: Broken Phone - 6/26/2017 11:40:45 PM

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This was strictly verbal because I already knew that the 19 year old boy wasn't going have a problem when we were in the phone store. I also figure a much older girl 25 or so would only say no and I could prove to my girlfriend that women have not changed their attitude about sex as she was claiming they had.
I'm not sure what the " face of sexual predator" comment had to do with this thread because no one was sexually preyed upon. The difference in the two scenario's was the male kid was taken by the hand and walked into the office and the place was empty except for me and those two. The next place we went into had shopper's in the building and the woman wasn't touched. I just stood in front of the counter and ask her for a blowjob, and she went bat shit. It let me win the bet and prove to my girlfriend that women still can't let themselves enjoy random sex like males do. Yes I have to say I laughed so hard I damn near peed on myself.

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RE: Broken Phone - 6/26/2017 11:58:03 PM

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So a 19 year old was running a phone store by himself and left it completely unattended with a stranger out front to go in the back room to get his knob polished? Sure, ok.

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RE: Broken Phone - 6/27/2017 12:49:36 AM

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Yes he was 19 and was running a small video store in a strip mall. Yes I thought he was cute when he offered to stay late and help me get a phone. Yes I took him into his office which was in eye shot of the waiting area with Buddapan sitting out there. Yes I gave him head. My question to all of this is, Do you people live in the vertual world so much of your lives that you don't realize that their is still a real world. I don't require the internet to get off I enjoy doing it in real time. As far as the woman in the department store, she was being an idiot. I heard exactly what Buddapan ask her. He never invaded her space and quitely ask her is she would consider giving him a blow job. I would guarantee that she had a lot nastier shit than that on her phone she passed around and looked at. This woman just solidified the reason why I have plenty of male friends and no female friends. I have a short fuse for stupidity.

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RE: Broken Phone - 6/27/2017 1:24:17 AM

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I just stood in front of the counter and ask her for a blowjob, and she went bat shit. It let me win the bet and prove to my girlfriend that women still can't let themselves enjoy random sex like males do. Yes I have to say I laughed so hard I damn near peed on myself.

Yes, because just giving head to random strangers on demand is what sends women into fits of pleasure. When will we ever let ourselves go enough to just be satisfied with that?

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RE: Broken Phone - 6/27/2017 1:48:28 AM

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hang on...so she offers a bloke a blow job...
but YOU want....a blow job..
theres yer problem dude
right there.

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RE: Broken Phone - 6/27/2017 7:47:34 AM

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Damn get off the blow jobs people. My intentions were to prove a point to my girlfriend that just because she liked sex and was very open and verbal about, the rest of the female world was still living in the dark ages. Was I wanting a blow job at the moment Sky took the kid to the office? No! Did I envy the kid for being lucky enough to get a random blow job? Yes! If you're a male think back and count the number of random blow jobs you've gotten in your life time, didn't take long to count those up did it. Sky seemed to think that since she liked sex many times a day women everywhere were like that. I tried to explain to her that she is an enigma. I remember how frustrating it was to be married to a woman that only wanted choreographed sex a couple of times a week no matter what ideas I would come up with. Sky thought that since women had fought hard to be able to be a CEO of a large company, or fly a commercial jet from the US to Europe and even fight in a war they must have evolved sexually. I explained that sex was the only thing in this world that women had full control of and they weren't going to give that up. Sex costs money no matter if its a hooker or a wife. If I had walked up to the same woman and slid a $1000 across the counter and ask the same question I would have been going to an office in that store.

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RE: Broken Phone - 6/27/2017 9:27:43 AM

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Being evolved does not include giving pleasure to strangers while receiving none themselves.

Being evolved means choosing for yourself what pleases you instead of believing that your only value lies between your legs.

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RE: Broken Phone - 6/27/2017 10:47:37 AM

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Sky is one of if not the most evolved person I've ever met. Sky never thinks with her emotion's she always let's her brain lead. That one thing in itself gives her a huge boost on the female evolutionary chain. Sky never has sex because she want's to give pleasure to someone even though she make that person think that. Sky has sex at least 6 times a day because she want's sex. She has her niche in life and lives it to the fullest. As far as her value, she's retired from a major communication company in Atlanta after rising to the rank of Senior Director of Operations. She has nothing to prove to anyone. When I don't fulfill her need's (3 times a day is enough for me) she will find someone else to do it. Our relationship is rock solid and her having someone else a couple of time a day doesn't bother me. With me she has no limits and everything I can think to throw at her she will gladly accept.

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RE: Broken Phone - 6/27/2017 10:47:37 AM

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Damn get off the blow jobs people. My intentions were to prove a point to my girlfriend that just because she liked sex and was very open and verbal about, the rest of the female world was still living in the dark ages.

Your intentions?

Did you forget which account you were posting from?

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RE: Broken Phone - 6/27/2017 10:49:13 AM

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Being able to evolve means posting on your own account instead of your girlfriends, it helps with "credibility" issue.
NO I didn't highlight the words blow job, specifically because the difference I was pointed out was your "gf" OFFERED, you WANTED,
Big difference.

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RE: Broken Phone - 6/27/2017 10:53:16 AM

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Damn get off the blow jobs people. My intentions were to prove a point to my girlfriend that just because she liked sex and was very open and verbal about, the rest of the female world was still living in the dark ages. Was I wanting a blow job at the moment Sky took the kid to the office? No! Did I envy the kid for being lucky enough to get a random blow job? Yes! If you're a male think back and count the number of random blow jobs you've gotten in your life time, didn't take long to count those up did it. Sky seemed to think that since she liked sex many times a day women everywhere were like that. I tried to explain to her that she is an enigma. I remember how frustrating it was to be married to a woman that only wanted choreographed sex a couple of times a week no matter what ideas I would come up with. Sky thought that since women had fought hard to be able to be a CEO of a large company, or fly a commercial jet from the US to Europe and even fight in a war they must have evolved sexually. I explained that sex was the only thing in this world that women had full control of and they weren't going to give that up. Sex costs money no matter if its a hooker or a wife. If I had walked up to the same woman and slid a $1000 across the counter and ask the same question I would have been going to an office in that store.

Your whole premise is flawed. You are trying to make a point about women and women's sexuality with a dick centric act. The act requires no involvement of women's sexual organs, genitals, nada. No sexual stimulation of the woman at all. This is not a example of a woman enjoying sex.

So it's not about a woman enjoying random sex. It's about a woman pleasing you.

And that's just the first flaw apparent here.

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RE: Broken Phone - 6/27/2017 10:57:40 AM

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I spent the night with her last night and picked up her computer this morning while she was sleeping and sent the message I didn't log her off because it wasn't my computer. I answered the questions that was ask of me. If I had something to hide I'd definitely signed her off and signed myself on. Stef their is a whole world out there beyond your computer screen and their are also some people out there that enjoy being in the real world. Question for you, when was the last time that you did something outrageous? I'm not talking going to the Zoo or Walmart, I'm talking seriously outrageous that make your slam against your chest and your legs tremble....................Crickets..................

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RE: Broken Phone - 6/27/2017 11:22:27 AM

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ooooooh so you are bragging, I get it, middle age...., ,young chic, hot sex, great, have fun,
thing is, you are still wrong about ALL women, based on one experiment, Im sorry you have to have your ego stroked by posters on a forum.
Having had a healthy, frequent, kinky and loving sex life for the past 40 years, Im not jealous, envious or even shocked, meh its not edgy or extreme on a forum for kinksters.
Enjoy it, but please dont make assumptions about other womens sexuality based on a single sample and claim it truth.
Your GF offered what he wanted.
You didnt offer her anything she wanted, needed or desired in the work day, so its not rocket science.
I would suggest you should have asked her if she wanted her pussy eaten...but I dont want anyone bashing me for putting you up to act like a douche to any woman for a second time, or man for that matter.

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RE: Broken Phone - 6/27/2017 11:24:48 AM

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ORIGINAL: Wayward5oul

And that's just the first flaw apparent here.

its quite a list

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RE: Broken Phone - 6/27/2017 11:28:39 AM

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Sky always uses her sex organ and all the small holes that go with it. Sky is not a typical female. Sky love male cum, and the excitement she derives from getting it is a sight to behold. We were walking through Fry's parking lot when I leaned over and whispered in her ear and she left a trail of squirt. She thinks that getting the woman in the mood for sex is belittling her gender. She will ask you straight out if you think the woman's brain is not as evolved as the males. Sex in any human is controlled by the brain. Getting the woman in the mood, making her feel good about herself, assuring her she is not getting fat, and if you accomplish all that you may get some really vanilla emotional sex. Sky knows who she is and doesn't care what other people think about her. She will never mix emotion's with sex because of dismal record that emotion's have had on relationship's. About 70 to 80 % of all marriages end in divorce, and I'd bet the biggest common denominator is emotional fracture.

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