"Dude, Where's My Car?"

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Lucylastic -> "Dude, Where's My Car?" (7/4/2017 9:25:35 PM)
http://crooksandliars.com/2017/07/confused-elderly-man-wanders-away-his Elderly rich white man gets confused about where his transportation is, kind young man shows him where to go and he safely returns home. Oh, did I mention that "elderly man" is Donald Trump? And that this isn't the first time he got confused and wandered off...same thing happened in Israel in May. Oh, and in April he wandered away from an executive order signing ceremony before signing the orders. Just a reminder - this elderly, confused, utterly lost man remains in control of the largest military in the world and the nuclear codes. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Thinking up his next "tweet"?

WickedsDesire -> RE: "Dude, Where's My Car?" (7/4/2017 9:58:01 PM)
Well hopefully they have given the senile incompetence an actual suitcase rather than the launch codes, not that the decrepit fanny can work a computer anyway...or government now that I mull that one over.

Termyn8or -> RE: "Dude, Where's My Car?" (7/5/2017 8:32:18 AM)
I have been lost so many times I can't enumerate. In fact every time I got a ticket was because I was lost and I can say the same for a couple of friends. And how is Trump supposed to know all about Israel ? If he had a limo, it should have been parked where it was supposed to be, that is not his fault. if he was driving, well maybe he is not quite familiar enough with his GPS. We used to need street maps, and really I am not sure you can even get them anymore. Grasp a few more straws, eventually they will all be gone. T^T

MrRodgers -> RE: "Dude, Where's My Car?" (7/5/2017 8:48:06 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Termyn8or I have been lost so many times I can't enumerate. In fact every time I got a ticket was because I was lost and I can say the same for a couple of friends. And how is Trump supposed to know all about Israel ? If he had a limo, it should have been parked where it was supposed to be, that is not his fault. if he was driving, well maybe he is not quite familiar enough with his GPS. We used to need street maps, and really I am not sure you can even get them anymore. Grasp a few more straws, eventually they will all be gone. T^T Not even our soon-to-be-diagnosed-with-alzheimer's Reagan never had this problem.

Nnanji -> RE: "Dude, Where's My Car?" (7/5/2017 8:51:07 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MrRodgers quote: ORIGINAL: Termyn8or I have been lost so many times I can't enumerate. In fact every time I got a ticket was because I was lost and I can say the same for a couple of friends. And how is Trump supposed to know all about Israel ? If he had a limo, it should have been parked where it was supposed to be, that is not his fault. if he was driving, well maybe he is not quite familiar enough with his GPS. We used to need street maps, and really I am not sure you can even get them anymore. Grasp a few more straws, eventually they will all be gone. T^T Not even our soon-to-be-diagnosed-with-alzheimer's Reagan never had this problem. On the other side your dear leader Nancy Pelosi has a sparkling memory and isn't going anywhere.

WickedsDesire -> RE: "Dude, Where's My Car?" (7/5/2017 8:52:46 AM)
It was right in front of him you dull toolbag - a bare fat orange fuks waddle away Unless you are now telling us he parks his car two blocks from kiddie skools and goes on a bit of a prowl, or level z of a parking structure, and had a bit of a forget?

Nnanji -> RE: "Dude, Where's My Car?" (7/5/2017 8:53:40 AM)
https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/forget-about-memory-lapses-they-re-good-for-your-brain-zzd6sjzc8

WhoreMods -> RE: "Dude, Where's My Car?" (7/5/2017 9:00:35 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: WickedsDesire It was right in front of him you dull toolbag - a bare fat orange fuks waddle away Unless you are now telling us he parks his car two blocks from kiddie skools and goes on a bit of a prowl, or level z of a parking structure, and had a bit of a forget? Maybe he'd wandered off to see if he could find a thirteen year old to offer some sweeties if he was near a school at the time?

WickedsDesire -> RE: "Dude, Where's My Car?" (7/5/2017 9:01:44 AM)
Reagan I loved - he was Mad Maggie's wee bitch and admitted to Aliens existing, and was controlled by the - lizard people's tea party or something. Better than Russia I am sure we would all agree eh! Never saw any of his movies :( did he ever make any good uns? I always wanted Arnie as President he would take no snash - snatch perhaps, but whomst amongst us would begrudge him a little pussy President Ronald Reagan mentions Alien Threat at Fallston_ UN & National Strategy Forum

WickedsDesire -> RE: "Dude, Where's My Car?" (7/5/2017 9:11:12 AM)
Maybe the car wasn't full of the schoolies so he got a bit confused, muffled screams from the boot and all that. Actually that reminds me where was his wife Ivanka during that trip? I think he is meeting the G20, His boyfriend Putin, the chinks, and some RWNJ's in Poland this week

Lucylastic -> RE: "Dude, Where's My Car?" (7/5/2017 6:06:48 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Termyn8or I have been lost so many times I can't enumerate. In fact every time I got a ticket was because I was lost and I can say the same for a couple of friends. And how is Trump supposed to know all about Israel ? If he had a limo, it should have been parked where it was supposed to be, that is not his fault. if he was driving, well maybe he is not quite familiar enough with his GPS. We used to need street maps, and really I am not sure you can even get them anymore. Grasp a few more straws, eventually they will all be gone. T^T you arent fit to be president .... whats your point.? Where did Israel come into i??? He came down the steps of AF1, the limo sixt foot tall, 20 feet long, was at the bottoms of the steps. You couldnt miss it, He Doesnt Drive Himself. feckin idiotic response. that you didnt watch it is obvious

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