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Chaps, would you get a "scrotox" - 9/8/2017 8:42:10 PM   
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Status: offline 		I didnt even know it was a "thing" until this evening , but apparently botoxing the scrotum is becoming one... a *thing*, that is...
Im non plussed.
https://tonic.vice.com/en_us/article/599xdx/i-botoxed-my-balls-to-make-them-look-nicer

I Botoxed My Balls to Make Them Look Nicer
Scrotox. If you're thinking that it sounds like a portmanteau of scrotum and Botox, you're right. An immediate follow up thought might be, "why would anyone want a neurotoxin injected into their ball sack?" That's certainly what I was pondering when I skimmed a headline suggesting that, like fidget-spinning and saying "all the feels," this is a thing people are inexplicably doing nowadays.

Without much forethought, I injected Scrotox into a long list of more reasonable things to do for this series, purely because I thought my editors would find it funny. They were highly amused at the thought of me actually going through with it. I suppose I'd find it funny too if the tender nuts being stabbed with syringes full of botulinum—an acutely lethal toxin—weren't attached to me.


More at link with vid, altho it is blurred out for the squeamish...

So chaps, would you do it to enhance your esteem? longer smoother scrotes?
All power, Im not making a judgement...its a personal choice...
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RE: Chaps, would you get a "scrotox" - 9/8/2017 9:11:16 PM   
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Status: offline 		It never occurred to me that there is a preferred way for nuts to look, beyond choosing shaved or hairy.

Do they sag or something with age?

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RE: Chaps, would you get a "scrotox" - 9/9/2017 12:11:04 PM   
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RE: Chaps, would you get a "scrotox" - 9/9/2017 12:43:11 PM   
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It never occurred to me that there is a preferred way for nuts to look, beyond choosing shaved or hairy.

Do they sag or something with age?

in my experience they sag..YMMV:)



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RE: Chaps, would you get a "scrotox" - 9/9/2017 6:31:36 PM   
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Status: offline 		I meant do they get extra saggy with age. I can't imagine they would since they're so rarely hanging free, except maybe for boxer wearers who wear kilts. But maybe a ballsack is more like men's ears and noses - always growing.

It's hard for me to imagine scrotox as a thing. Considering how squeamish men get about vasectomies, which I hear are actually no big deal.

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RE: Chaps, would you get a "scrotox" - 9/9/2017 7:04:21 PM   
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Status: offline 		Well, lets see, botox is made from a deadly poison, which brings the question:

Why the fuck would anyone want that stuff shot into ANY part of their body?

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RE: Chaps, would you get a "scrotox" - 9/9/2017 9:48:15 PM   
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RE: Chaps, would you get a "scrotox" - 9/10/2017 5:22:31 AM   
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It prevents migraines. And those things are horrendous.

I don't think you can get migraines in your scrotum, though.
("Not tonight, dear: I've got a headache...")

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RE: Chaps, would you get a "scrotox" - 9/11/2017 10:21:03 AM   
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RE: Chaps, would you get a "scrotox" - 9/11/2017 11:16:05 AM   
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RE: Chaps, would you get a "scrotox" - 9/11/2017 3:34:27 PM   
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RE: Chaps, would you get a "scrotox" - 9/11/2017 5:16:16 PM   
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ORIGINAL: DesFIP

It prevents migraines. And those things are horrendous.


So does great uncles moonshine, and the moonshine tastes better and is not a poison.

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RE: Chaps, would you get a "scrotox" - 9/12/2017 4:10:55 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Lucylastic

I didnt even know it was a "thing" until this evening , but apparently botoxing the scrotum is becoming one... a *thing*, that is...
Im non plussed.
https://tonic.vice.com/en_us/article/599xdx/i-botoxed-my-balls-to-make-them-look-nicer

I Botoxed My Balls to Make Them Look Nicer
Scrotox. If you're thinking that it sounds like a portmanteau of scrotum and Botox, you're right. An immediate follow up thought might be, "why would anyone want a neurotoxin injected into their ball sack?" That's certainly what I was pondering when I skimmed a headline suggesting that, like fidget-spinning and saying "all the feels," this is a thing people are inexplicably doing nowadays.

Without much forethought, I injected Scrotox into a long list of more reasonable things to do for this series, purely because I thought my editors would find it funny. They were highly amused at the thought of me actually going through with it. I suppose I'd find it funny too if the tender nuts being stabbed with syringes full of botulinum—an acutely lethal toxin—weren't attached to me.


More at link with vid, altho it is blurred out for the squeamish...

So chaps, would you do it to enhance your esteem? longer smoother scrotes?
All power, Im not making a judgement...its a personal choice...
Ladies? would you encourage your man to get it?





Injecting my scrotum for....a smoother appearance.

Yes...I'll do that (well.....actually.......never).

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