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ExiledTyrant -> RE: Jon Snow and Ygritte is getting married! (9/30/2017 11:47:34 AM)
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My bad, this site offers so many language options I didn’t realize that Rube wasn’t one of them… allow me to translate:
Its kinda cool thang, this here Jon an Egrit… cuz since tha first lay’n ov eyes, Jon has that look like yer brother did tha first time yew ask’em ta poke his prick in’ya… a lil’bit diffren than when yew ask’d uncle-grandpa, but pertner close ta’it. That thar struggle betwixts powerful horney and jus plane rong. Nava’ta’less, twas gud’nuff fer ma an pa and no need fer that pesky name chang’n shit. I means, yew an yer brother is lots more beleaveable than yer mountain folk cuzins, that were a mess frum tha start an even tho thems wuz ment ta fuck, them jus din’it have that “lets fuck” look bout them.
In that flashy pickture box yew can see that there Jon an Egrit is hard’nuff pressed ta fuck, like yew an yer bruther, which is jus peachy, cuz most them uder peoples on the flashy pickture box show jus don’t seem to hankerin for real fuck’en. So bet’n my bottom dollar agains a limp dick dog at a breed’n match an them twos fuck’n fer reel off tha flashy pickture box, tha smert money is on thems fuck’n.
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