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chastityiskey -> Slave-O-Matic (M37 Europe) (8/13/2023 1:25:20 PM)
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Have you ever wondered to yourself, Why me?! Why should I be the one to do the dishes, or the laundry? or even the cooking?!
Have you ever asked yourself, Why? Why do I have to walk anywhere!?
Or how about on those tad lonely nights, have you ever wished for something larger than a cat? and more loyal than a dog?
Something to worship you, make you feel you again simply by showing you how incredible you are?
Or by taking the beating you desire to give it, without any consequences other than it thanking you?
Have you ever hesitated, between missing the movie or going to the loo?
Well Now and for a limited time only (give or take 50 years)!
You have the chance to solve ALL your problems!! Yes ALL your domestic and personal problems!!
Introducing the Slave-o-matic 2000!
It can cook, clean, tidy up, do the washing, it can cater to your every need!
Worried about User Agreements? You’ll be delighted to hear, it is a very quick read!
Tensions?! with the new Massage feature, it will gently sooth any ailments you may have.
Our patented Pampering system will have you bathed, primmed, primed, radiant and ready to face each and every day!
What about comfort? I hear you ask, The Slave-o-matic now comes with Furniture mode, it can serve as any sort of coat hanger, any form of table, chair, armchair, carpet. With Footstool mode we even threw in a soothing foot warming function for your absolute comfort!
Specially designed for todays Modern woman, Slave-o-matic is equipped with personal pleasure features including the latest Upgraded tongue-kinetics 3.0 software making it currently the most powerful and pleasurable tongue on the market!
With our new AI learning platform ChasteGPT, the Slave-o-Matic learns from and eventually anticipates your every whim faster than you can snap your finger!
On top of all that. It also boasts 10 versatile fingers with, and, you won't find this anywhere else in the animal kingdom... Opposable thumbs!
Uniquely designed for your every need and whim, the Slave-o-matic needs but a bowl of food and water per day!
You will be hard-pressed to find a more economical solution! Furthermore it is fully Environmentally friendly!! 100% recyclable! and Harmful-toxins free
PS: Sorry if I’m breaking any rules, truly unintentional. It’s just satyre …
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