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iwillserveu -> Injun joke (5/5/2004 2:04:06 AM)
If thec Lone Ranger and Tointo are driving and the see Monica Lewinski 's car broken down, why won't the they give her a ride? They don't want to chance a blown injun. Is there an emoticon for <groan>?[:)]

MstrMrW -> RE: Injun joke (5/5/2004 10:42:00 AM)
<groans> Hey Iwill, you do know the definition of a pun, don't you ? Its the shortest distance between 2 straight lines [:D]

LadyBeckett -> RE: Injun joke (5/5/2004 3:39:45 PM)
I wanna <groan> wit you...or is that ???? Oh anyway...Why did the chicken cross the road? To show the opossum it could be done! is that "canned" <groans> I hear????

rain -> RE: Injun joke (5/5/2004 7:31:06 PM)
another groaner, Why'd the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide! hardy har har ~rain~

LadyBeckett -> RE: Injun joke (5/5/2004 8:26:56 PM)
come grooooooan with me Okay, I've got one more... A Buhddist monk walks up to a hot dog vendor, and says "Make me one with everything." The monk hands the vendor a $20 bill, and asks for change. The vendor replies, "change must come from within." Can I at least get a little moan???? Where's a good submissive when ya need one I ask you!!!!!

MstrMrW -> RE: Injun joke (5/5/2004 11:15:36 PM)
I ll give you a koan <groan> for that one Lady Beckett[;)]

iwillserveu -> RE: Injun joke (5/6/2004 2:12:24 AM)
M'Lady, Lest you wonder again where your subs are. I groaned when I first put that on some Bhuddist board to ask if it was offensive and did know I should groan again. Speaking of puns I entered a pun contest. I sent them ten puns thinking one would win. Unfortunately no pun in ten did. <delayed groan>

iwillserveu -> Bad pun (5/8/2004 5:45:48 PM)
Since this has become the pun board; A birch tree and a beech tree were standing next to eachother and a young tree sprout between them. Awoodpecker comes along and the birch asks," Mr. Woodpecker, Since you can move would you mind telling us if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The woodpecker replied, "That is the finest ash I ever stuck my pecker in."

MstrMrW -> RE: Bad pun (5/8/2004 10:09:44 PM)
<------ holding nose while typing that is a great one iwill - gonna have to try an remember it for next time I see my brother ( we are both punsters ).

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