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Missokyst -> Funny T-shirt sayings (12/8/2006 11:27:24 PM)
I just got back from late night shopping and saw someone with this on their shirt: I don't skinnydip ~I chunky dunk. What are some funny shirt sayings you have seen? Kyst

LadyToria -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (12/8/2006 11:32:32 PM)
When I was at Disneyland a couple of years ago, I saw a girl wearing a t-shirt that said "Mirror, mirror On the wall... Make them beg Make them crawl" grins that cracked me up

MasterFireMaam -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (12/8/2006 11:38:15 PM)
I have these on t-shirts: I'm not mean, you're just a sissy. Flirt harder, I'm a scientist. Eat more krayons. Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit. Master Fire

Termyn8or -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (12/8/2006 11:38:36 PM)
THIS IS NOT A BEER GUT It is a protective covering for my rock hard abs ! I refuse to sign that BTW.

Missokyst -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (12/8/2006 11:44:34 PM)
LOL... I have a friend who needs that shirt! Kyst

popeye1250 -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (12/9/2006 12:07:13 AM)
I was at the Ballyshannon Music Festival in Donegal, Ireland in 2002 and there was this guy standing in front of me holding a pint of Guiness and on the back of his t-shirt it said; "I SURVIVED A CATFOOD SANDWICH."

ElectraGlide -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (12/9/2006 12:11:49 AM)
There is a lady cruising my County here with a bumper sticker that says If You Are Going To Ride My Ass Atleast Pull My Hair..........

ElectraGlide -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (12/9/2006 12:15:31 AM)
I wear a T-shirt I bought in a shopping mall in West Va. that has Ward and June Cleaver and it says Ward you were awfull hard on the Beaver last night....

RibbonsAndCurls -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (12/9/2006 2:16:13 AM)
I have "Don't be a pussy" with a big kitty on it.. and "Oh shit! It's snowing" in green camouflage Edited to add... my friend has a shirt that says "The floggings will continue until morale improves" and when he wears that shirt, I shiver (in a good way, hehehe)

justanotheclaire -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (12/9/2006 2:31:44 AM)
so cute i shit kittens and i love this one gothy the chav slayer

MistressTexas -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (12/9/2006 3:33:19 AM)
www.tshirthell.com (knock yourself out). This shirt was designed to distract girls while I look at their chests. Front: Do NOT Piss Off The Medic. Back: I Control The Meds On This Rig. If I throw a stick will you leave? Sop talking to my breasts, you will not be meeting them. Yes I actually own all of those.

michellewarner -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (12/9/2006 10:47:56 AM)
My all-time favorite t-shirt said "I don't have an attitude. You have a perception problem." My favorite out of my current wardrobe has a padlock with a cranky face on the front of it 'n says "not free-range boobies."

CalliopePurple -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (12/9/2006 11:56:40 AM)
I own a pale pink shirt from Hot Topic that says "Oh crap, you're gonna try and cheer me up, aren't you?" And every time I wear it, something goes wrong that means I really do need to be cheered up.

deadlylover -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (12/9/2006 4:32:23 PM)
I saw a t-shirt at a biker convention that said "Home Grown, Not Silicone" on it. I need that one but it was too small of a size. I also own one that has a road sign that signals a "turn", and has "me on" beside it. I got it for free when I sold my books back to a bookstore after classes this term. I love it!

farglebargle -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (12/9/2006 4:37:41 PM)
"Please don't think, just do as you're told." "Backstage; No where else on earth can you find so much high tech... ; ...and so many low lifes " "If you can read this GO AWAY You're too close to the console, and please.. don't ask me....... ANYTHING"

siamsa24 -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (12/9/2006 6:13:57 PM)
I still like my "Emo makes me angry" shirt that I got for my man (neither of us is very fond of emo, but he hates it so I had a shirt specially made for him). I also have one from a DKM tour that says "Kiss me, I'm shit-faced" on it

WyrdRich -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (12/10/2006 7:16:36 AM)
I have one that says in large letters, "Alcohol Tobacco Firearms" and in smaller letters beneath, "who's bringing the chips?"

MagiksSlave -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (12/10/2006 10:07:40 AM)
Master has one that I am confenscateing because it lies and he told me lieing is not acceptable... it says "Im not evil Im just missunderstood" But Master is most deffinetly evil!! Magik's slave

siamsa24 -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (12/10/2006 3:52:00 PM)
I just got a new one that says "I Bite" on it. That's not so much funny as it is just true

jojoluvr -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (12/10/2006 6:17:33 PM)
on the front: "It's only funny until someone gets hurt..." on the back: "...and then it's hilarious!" makes me laugh every time!

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