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RE: Random Stupidity - 3/10/2007 8:51:38 PM

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lilleonyx started it by throwing her shoe lol

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RE: Random Stupidity - 3/10/2007 8:53:34 PM

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It's a loose PENIS and it MUST DIE!!!

Hasn't anyone killed it yet? Geeze, that's all I need - a hairy penis on the loose. It'll get into everything and leave a mess behind. #$%^& it! Stomp on it or squish it with littleonyx's shoe before I get a can of hairspray and torch it!

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RE: Random Stupidity - 3/10/2007 8:56:26 PM

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why kill a poor innocent penis, rumor has it they are so much fun!

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RE: Random Stupidity - 3/10/2007 8:57:26 PM

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>>> gets down on her heels and starts trying to coax the little penis out from it's hiding place

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RE: Random Stupidity - 3/10/2007 9:00:34 PM

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Rumour lied. Rumour must be strung up and beaten within on feather stroke of death.

The hairy penis snuck up on littleonyx (see post 565). She must be saved - penis's are tricksters and shoot off more than they can take in. Have you rid us of this monstrosity?

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RE: Random Stupidity - 3/10/2007 9:00:44 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Mikal

It's a loose PENIS and it MUST DIE!!!

Hasn't anyone killed it yet? Geeze, that's all I need - a hairy penis on the loose. It'll get into everything and leave a mess behind. #$%^& it! Stomp on it or squish it with littleonyx's shoe before I get a can of hairspray and torch it!

OMG...You have GOT to get the hairspray and TORCH it!

That would ROCK! A hairy penis on the loose...and flaming!

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RE: Random Stupidity - 3/10/2007 9:02:18 PM

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Maybe the poor scared penis just needs a good licking?

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RE: Random Stupidity - 3/10/2007 9:05:12 PM

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how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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RE: Random Stupidity - 3/10/2007 9:07:12 PM

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How high can a horse fly fly, if a horse fly can fly high?

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RE: Random Stupidity - 3/10/2007 9:13:04 PM

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And we are all a pebble in the gravelpit of life.

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RE: Random Stupidity - 3/10/2007 9:15:51 PM

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and when you can "snatch" the pebble from my hand grasshopper........

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RE: Random Stupidity - 3/10/2007 9:22:24 PM

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will I win a prize???

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RE: Random Stupidity - 3/10/2007 9:25:49 PM

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what is the sound of one hand clapping?

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RE: Random Stupidity - 3/10/2007 9:26:46 PM

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Man who keeps hand in pocket feels cocky all day......

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RE: Random Stupidity - 3/10/2007 10:03:59 PM

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ORIGINAL: Invictus754

OMG...You have GOT to get the hairspray and TORCH it!

That would ROCK! A hairy penis on the loose...and flaming!

Do you have any idea how smelly that would be?

I'd rather someone just smoosh it to death... unless we're having a weenie roast??? LOL

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RE: Random Stupidity - 3/10/2007 10:07:12 PM

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I am still hoping to coax it out..

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RE: Random Stupidity - 3/10/2007 10:12:05 PM

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Here weenie weenie weenie... I got something to warm you up...

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RE: Random Stupidity - 3/10/2007 10:15:50 PM

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Here weenie weenie weenie... I got something to warm you up...

Sorry. Mr. Tiny is not in to fire play.

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RE: Random Stupidity - 3/11/2007 2:03:36 PM

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Crap, I missed it--is it dead yet?

*climbs up on the chair, takes off her other shoe, lifts up her skirt, then starts screaming again*

KILL IT!! FOR THE LOVE OF CHOCOLATE COVERED STRAWBERRIES FROM LAMME'S, KILL IT!!!!

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RE: Random Stupidity - 3/11/2007 2:21:04 PM

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ok, this thread has devolved into such stupidity that it can hardly be termed as random anymore....

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