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RE: snappy comebacks - 3/1/2007 4:09:09 AM

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Jesus loves you but the rest of us still think you are an asshole.

Fuck you
You fucking fuck!

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RE: snappy comebacks - 3/1/2007 5:40:14 AM

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Go with god.
I'm sick of the both of you.

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RE: snappy comebacks - 3/1/2007 7:23:56 AM

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Don't let your mind wander, it's too little to be let out alone

Don't go to a mindreader, go to a palmist - I know you have a palm

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RE: snappy comebacks - 3/1/2007 8:49:57 AM

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Don't let my bitch exterior fool you, inside I am just crying with happieness.

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RE: snappy comebacks - 3/1/2007 10:00:05 PM

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"It boggles my mind to think that out of a million sperm, You were the fastest that day."

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RE: snappy comebacks - 3/1/2007 10:46:21 PM

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Not the sharpest crayon in the box now are we?

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RE: snappy comebacks - 3/1/2007 11:21:40 PM

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Didn't mommy and daddy teach you to quit pushing the Q-tip when you felt resistance?

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RE: snappy comebacks - 3/1/2007 11:48:26 PM

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Did your parents have any children that lived?

Or my favorite from Lisa Lamponelli "Can I smell your feet?" "NO!" "Oh that must be your pussy."

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RE: snappy comebacks - 3/2/2007 4:09:18 AM

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obviously your elevator does not go to the top floor

stick it where the sun don't shine

you're not the brightest star in the heavens

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RE: snappy comebacks - 3/2/2007 7:45:13 AM

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You can piss in a cup and tell me its lemonade, but I don't need to taste it to see you're full of shit...

(One for the ladies or gay men who wished to left alone in a bar)
Sorry sweetness, to work on a masterpiece like me you need a brush... A BIG BRUSH (Best if you make hand gestures here) and from what I am seeing, you are packing crayons... Go home to your coloring book, but keep practicing stud... keep practicing...

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RE: snappy comebacks - 3/2/2007 5:15:15 PM

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We pretend to work and they pretend to pay us.
If I throw a stick, will you leave?
Did the Aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
Whatever kind of look you were going for - you missed.
I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
Macho Law prohibits me from admitting I'm wrong.

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RE: snappy comebacks - 3/3/2007 1:15:33 PM

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1.“Oh look I still have 3,493,003 days to give a shit”
2.“Aww it is so cute that you think I care”
3.“I would like to understand your point of view, but I can’t get my head that far up my ass”
4.“It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying”
5.“I’m not mean, you are just a sissy.”
6.“I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.”
And my favorite..

What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?

Had to add these..
(these were just funny not picking on any one gender, so no hate mail please)

Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

Man: "I can tell that you want me."
Woman: "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave."

rayn

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RE: snappy comebacks - 3/3/2007 2:46:13 PM

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"No matter what anyone else says, i still like you."

"So what's it like having only one set of grandparents?"

"I love that dress - no matter how many times you wear it!"

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RE: snappy comebacks - 3/3/2007 3:25:12 PM

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We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
To err is human, to blame it on someone else is more human.
Are you a parking ticket? cause you have fine written all over you.
The problem with being bisexual is that you get twice as many chances to be rejected.
Her kisses left something to be desired -- the rest of her.

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RE: snappy comebacks - 3/3/2007 3:27:54 PM

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thats ok, I had to take a shit anyway.

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RE: snappy comebacks - 3/3/2007 4:47:48 PM

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I want attention, just not yours!

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and to put things in another perspective:

Never meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

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RE: snappy comebacks - 3/5/2007 3:00:28 PM

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Nice cologne....must you marinate in it?

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RE: snappy comebacks - 3/5/2007 4:26:02 PM

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You must be a great dancer, cos your mom kept missing you with her coat hanger.

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RE: snappy comebacks - 3/5/2007 6:42:32 PM

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"If I want any shit from you, I'll squeeze your head."

"... and despite the bored look on my face, you're still talking."

"I'd slap you but, shit splatters."

"Well, you obviously won't be bringing the potato salad to the MENSA picnic."

"Chuck you, Farley"

Just a few suggestions.

Peace and comfort,

Michael

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RE: snappy comebacks - 3/5/2007 7:31:00 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Satyr6406

"Chuck you, Farley" And your whole Famn Damily

Just a few suggestions.

Peace and comfort,

Michael

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