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Oddest fantasy I've had in a while. - 2/26/2007 4:42:52 PM

YourhandMyAss

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I've had the fantasy lately of being locked in a cage dressed as a cat with a sign and a kitty cat bowl stating donations for bail welcome lol.

And if it'd be ok with the couple on the cage top, I could like reachout and try to batt people now and then lol.

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RE: Oddest fantasy I've had in a while. - 2/26/2007 5:25:28 PM

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You are seriously wierd ! STICK AROUND, I think you'll like it here ! By the way, if you're crazy too it is even better. If you like, fill out the questionaire on the table there so we can serve you better. :-) But if you claim to be nuts you must prove it. For example one question will be "Do you hear voices ?", the next question is "Are there any real people in the room talking ?". You can't fool us.

There was this farm girl. Daughter of some family friends. Our Mothers were best friends. I saw her as untouchable because of many things. I dreamt about her with rubber gloves. That was enough if you know what I mean. That was 35 years ago. Now where did I put my keys 35 minutes ago ? I do remember tying up her little sister (about 6, when I was 9 or 10) because she kept changing the TV channels and we were trying to watch something. What was it I couldn't find a minute ago ? Crap.

If the dementia comes to you, enjoy it.

I know where Thelma, my guitar, is. I talk to Thelma, but as of yet she has not yet talked back to me, except in guitarese . I mean when she actually talks to me, yall will be the first to know. Wonder what a straitjacket feels like ..................................................

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RE: Oddest fantasy I've had in a while. - 2/26/2007 6:55:48 PM

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LMAO! I love it! It's like my fantasy of being able to give 'pony rides' on a a goat cart with my owner leading the way and whipping me and a few others into action.

But...I can relate to the cage and kitty thing. There's something about being treated like and acting like an animal that is definitely special.

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RE: Oddest fantasy I've had in a while. - 2/27/2007 9:39:35 PM

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mmmmmmmmmm hmm there is. I'd love to be as flexible as a kitty cat too! I already purr and meow and make other cat noises very well:D

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RE: Oddest fantasy I've had in a while. - 2/27/2007 9:58:04 PM

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Maybe you could raise money for the local animal shelter. Then you could do this in public (as long as you didn't have like a butt plug tail or something).

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RE: Oddest fantasy I've had in a while. - 2/27/2007 10:18:09 PM

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Zensee that's actually a good idea hehe,

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RE: Oddest fantasy I've had in a while. - 2/27/2007 10:35:47 PM

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I'd however like to keep any funds I got, I am so far in debt I need extra cash. However I really doubt any one at the play party would donate cash lol. it's a nice fantasy.

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