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New way to clean your balls - 9/13/2010 8:57:19 AM   
maybemaybenot


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This is freaking hilarious. It's a real product and a real commercial.
Anyone own one of these things ? If so, are your balls squeaky, shiny clean ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0AlcVU-de4

Mods: wasn't sure if this was off topic or humor.. please move if it should be in Humor.

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RE: New way to clean your balls - 9/13/2010 9:07:59 AM   
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Did this end up on tv?

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RE: New way to clean your balls - 9/13/2010 9:20:02 AM   
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OMG the first time I saw this commercial my jaw dropped!! HILARIOUS and just ever so inappropriate!!

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RE: New way to clean your balls - 9/13/2010 9:34:40 AM   
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I could not watch it all the through. My jaw just hit the floor.

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RE: New way to clean your balls - 9/13/2010 9:43:39 AM   
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What the crap is a phenom?

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RE: New way to clean your balls - 9/13/2010 9:47:40 AM   
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What the crap is a phenom?

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/phenom

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RE: New way to clean your balls - 9/13/2010 9:49:42 AM   
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I didn't hit the link.  Is this the Axe commercial?

Men's products for hygiene have become a lot more entertaining recently. 


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RE: New way to clean your balls - 9/13/2010 9:50:02 AM   
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Okay, point taken. :)

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RE: New way to clean your balls - 9/13/2010 9:50:30 AM   
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Yes, the Axe thing. Now, I hate the smells of Axe products, but the advertising is totally worthwhile.

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RE: New way to clean your balls - 9/13/2010 9:55:59 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: maybemaybenot

This is freaking hilarious. It's a real product and a real commercial.
Anyone own one of these things ? If so, are your balls squeaky, shiny clean ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0AlcVU-de4



I find it hard to believe that's a real product and a real commercial, but it was hilarious.

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RE: New way to clean your balls - 9/13/2010 10:23:51 AM   
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I find it hard to believe that's a real product and a real commercial, but it was hilarious.



I did too, rml.  I Googled it before I posted it. It's for real, alright. The product is a man's hygiene tool, not a ballwasher specifically. It comes with warnings and disclaimers about using it too aggressively on your tender parts. LOL

http://www.amazon.com/Axe-Detailer-Shower-Tool-Colors/dp/B0017TZD7S

http://www.funnycommercialsworld.com/axe-detailer-commercial-clean-balls-3479.html

http://community.babycenter.com/post/a24205017/the_new_axe_detailer_commercial_is_offensive

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RE: New way to clean your balls - 9/13/2010 10:35:49 AM   
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Yes, the Axe thing. Now, I hate the smells of Axe products, but the advertising is totally worthwhile.


That makes two of us.  The only thing that smells worse than the Axe products are the Tag products.

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RE: New way to clean your balls - 9/13/2010 11:08:57 AM   
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ORIGINAL: maybemaybenot

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ORIGINAL: rulemylife


I find it hard to believe that's a real product and a real commercial, but it was hilarious.



I did too, rml.  I Googled it before I posted it. It's for real, alright. The product is a man's hygiene tool, not a ballwasher specifically. It comes with warnings and disclaimers about using it too aggressively on your tender parts. LOL



Men need to be told not to wash their tender bits too roughly?

Seriously guys, how the fuck have ya'll manageed to be in charge in most societies throughout history when you don't even know not to abuse your guys!

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RE: New way to clean your balls - 9/13/2010 11:11:32 AM   
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RE: New way to clean your balls - 9/13/2010 11:13:48 AM   
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I do too, and unfortunatly Daddy loves Axe deoderant, and now the axe body and hair wash.

I think it stinks, it's very chemically smelling, very perfumie too, I much preferred the old suave stuff he used that smelled like apple pear.


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Yes, the Axe thing. Now, I hate the smells of Axe products, but the advertising is totally worthwhile.


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RE: New way to clean your balls - 9/13/2010 12:14:31 PM   
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Thankfully the teen is past the Axe stage. He would come out of the shower stinking of it and I would run around opening windows. Subtle, you think?

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RE: New way to clean your balls - 9/13/2010 12:50:59 PM   
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I already know how to clean myself. The axiom, "There's a sucker born every minute," however, never rang truer.

I make my own soaps, so I always smell like tangerine or lavender or peppermint or even patchouli.

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RE: New way to clean your balls - 9/13/2010 1:07:17 PM   
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Now see, that's the beauty of it all. You can use AXE's detailer with your own soap !

Scrub a dub dub dub, get em nice and shiny. And fragrant too !!!!!


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RE: New way to clean your balls - 9/13/2010 1:11:49 PM   
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I just knock a lefty to the ground and "Teabag" them!

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RE: New way to clean your balls - 9/13/2010 1:25:46 PM   
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They need to make commericals relating washing your body to washing your car. Then there would be shows like "Pimp my Shower" and women would be standing around going "Honey are you done YET!".

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