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penis for sale - 4/20/2010 11:15:49 AM   
sum1fun


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Turns out you can't buy or sell body parts legally but I've always wanted to sell my cock to aDominant young girl. So it has to be a fantasy thing only but any takers? You set the "price" and do what you want with it. Not just the rights to it or something but its yours to display, dress, torture, photograph or do anythin you want with it. (fantasy only bu we can make it seem real, well you can...its yours!)
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RE: penis for sale - 4/20/2010 11:19:13 AM   
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Okay, I'll take two. Please wrap them up and have them delivered.

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RE: penis for sale - 4/20/2010 11:41:56 AM   
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Dude, I'm sorry but Rasputin's penis is still on the market.  Yours is unlikely to cause much of a sensation.

Voltaire's brain is still out there somewhere, too.  Someday a circle of mad scientists and necromancers are going to create a golem that is going to render every man on the planet utterly superfluous.  Added fact:  I might be willing to turn gay for this golem.


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RE: penis for sale - 4/20/2010 11:45:15 AM   
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What has happened to CM? Did a new mental health facility just open up with a similar site name?

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RE: penis for sale - 4/29/2010 9:30:48 AM   
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ok, my girl asked me to guift your penis to her, She prefers it sliced as she thinks her ass is a coin slot.

Now really... are you serious? *calls in the guys with the white jacket*

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RE: penis for sale - 5/5/2010 6:58:46 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: domiguy

What has happened to CM? Did a new mental health facility just open up with a similar site name?

laughs.. DG any time you mention mental health I crack up

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RE: penis for sale - 5/5/2010 7:04:06 AM   
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Well, now goddammit, hold the phone.

How big in H x W x L is it?  Is it clean and does it work?

Is it all gnarled up and look like it been shot at and missed, shit at and hit?

If its bigger than mine, I might could work out a deal, so long as it isnt cut all raggedy, I'm always looking to trade up. Never know when you need one of those things....

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RE: penis for sale - 5/5/2010 7:04:57 AM   
divi


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wonders: How much does a penis go for these days ?

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RE: penis for sale - 5/5/2010 7:08:59 AM   
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Well, if they sold them by the inch, I'd be stuck in old Lodi again.

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RE: penis for sale - 5/5/2010 7:09:59 AM   
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I wonder if they smell of smoke.. the ones on ebay that is lol

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RE: penis for sale - 5/5/2010 7:31:16 AM   
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little known fact: penises can be dry cleaned.  I prefer having mine mouthwashed by a big titted bitch, though.

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RE: penis for sale - 5/5/2010 7:38:21 AM   
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Can you dry clean a smokey penis? And will the smell come out ?

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RE: penis for sale - 5/5/2010 7:39:49 AM   
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lets put it to the test, first the wet method....................(for a comparison base) send me in your titsize.............

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RE: penis for sale - 5/5/2010 7:42:30 AM   
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36 c

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RE: penis for sale - 5/5/2010 7:43:27 AM   
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Is that professionally fitted?  Seems like enough to have and to hold.

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