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See if this works - 5/2/2011 6:42:28 PM

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<HTML>
<HEAD>
<TITLE>The Perfect Joke</TITLE>
</HEAD>
<BODY BGCOLOR="#8000FF">
<SCRIPT>
window.alert('Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect.');
window.alert('One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road when they noticed someone up ahead in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their car. Soon they were driving along delivering toys.');
window.alert('Unfortunately, driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa were in a terrible accident. Only one of the three survived.');
window.alert('Who was the survivor?');
function woman(){
window.alert('CORRECT!!');
window.alert('The perfect woman survived. She\'s the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.');
if (window.confirm('WOMEN:\tThis is the end, click CANCEL\n\nMAN:\tClick OK to continue...'))
{ window.alert('So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. This explains why there was an accident!');
window.alert('By the way, if you\'re a woman reading this, this illustrates another point: Women never follow instructions!');
}
window.alert('Now make a wish.');
window.alert('Send this site to:\n1 person-Your wish won\'t come true; but you will have good luck for a year.\n2 people-Your wish will come true in a year.\n5 people-Your wish will come true in a month.\n10 people-Your wish will come true in a week.\n15 people-Your wish will come true tomorrow.\n20 people-Your wish will come true within 2 hrs');
}
</SCRIPT>

<TABLE WIDTH=100% HEIGHT=100% BORDER=0><TR><TH>
<FORM>
<INPUT TYPE="BUTTON" VALUE="Santa Claus" onClick="window.alert('WRONG!!'); return true;">
<INPUT TYPE="BUTTON" VALUE="The Perfect Man" onClick="window.alert('WRONG!!'); return true;">
<INPUT TYPE="BUTTON" VALUE="The Perfect Woman" onClick="woman(); return true;">
</FORM>
</TH></TR></TABLE>
</BODY>
</HTML>