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Something's terribly wrong.... - 1/16/2013 5:34:20 PM   
LookieNoNookie


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RE: Something's terribly wrong.... - 1/16/2013 5:40:44 PM   
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RE: Something's terribly wrong.... - 1/16/2013 6:03:08 PM   
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ORIGINAL: playfulotter

Gather yourself and speak English if you can to describe your problem....Oh..you just want an older woman?


I'm leaning towards someone who doesn't have a lifespan numbered below 20 years or so, but, without surgery, looks like Pamela Anderson.

(I don't think that's too much to ask).

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RE: Something's terribly wrong.... - 1/16/2013 6:55:21 PM   
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RE: Something's terribly wrong.... - 1/16/2013 6:59:18 PM   
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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie
but, without surgery, looks like Pamela Anderson.


Yeah, but Pamela Anderson wouldn't look like Pamela Anderson without the surgeries....


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RE: Something's terribly wrong.... - 1/16/2013 7:03:11 PM   
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Status: offline 		Good point; plus pre-surgery pam looks better.

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RE: Something's terribly wrong.... - 1/16/2013 7:23:07 PM   
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RE: Something's terribly wrong.... - 1/16/2013 11:30:16 PM   
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RE: Something's terribly wrong.... - 1/17/2013 6:58:53 AM   
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RE: Something's terribly wrong.... - 1/17/2013 12:08:08 PM   
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ORIGINAL: OsideGirl


quote:

ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie
but, without surgery, looks like Pamela Anderson.


Yeah, but Pamela Anderson wouldn't look like Pamela Anderson without the surgeries....


EXACTLY!! Most of that is after-market parts!

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RE: Something's terribly wrong.... - 1/17/2013 12:21:15 PM   
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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie


quote:

ORIGINAL: playfulotter

Gather yourself and speak English if you can to describe your problem....Oh..you just want an older woman?


I'm leaning towards someone who doesn't have a lifespan numbered below 20 years or so, but, without surgery, looks like Pamela Anderson.

(I don't think that's too much to ask).



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RE: Something's terribly wrong.... - 1/17/2013 5:53:18 PM   
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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie
I'm leaning towards someone who doesn't have a lifespan numbered below 20 years or so, but, without surgery, looks like Pamela Anderson.

do women dat naturally look like Pamela have short lifespans or does cosmetic surgery increase da length of women's lives? Confuzzled me!

< Message edited by WantsOfTheFlesh -- 1/17/2013 6:12:07 PM >

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