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RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM - 8/8/2007 8:18:08 PM   
HydroMaster


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RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM - 8/8/2007 8:22:33 PM   
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RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM - 8/8/2007 8:24:21 PM   
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RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM - 8/8/2007 8:25:02 PM   
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The last thing I want to do is hurt you...but it is still on my list.

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RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM - 8/9/2007 12:17:48 AM   
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RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM - 8/9/2007 9:54:49 AM   
bschwimmer


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RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM - 8/9/2007 10:02:25 AM   
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RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM - 8/9/2007 10:15:31 AM   
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RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM - 8/9/2007 10:18:45 AM   
e01n


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RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM - 8/9/2007 12:31:12 PM   
spiral23


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RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM - 8/9/2007 12:55:34 PM   
nyrisa


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A true lady takes off her dignity with her clothes and does her whorish best. At other times you can be as modest and dignified as your persona requires. Robert Heinlein

The last thing I want to do is hurt you...but it is still on my list.

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RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM - 8/9/2007 12:57:25 PM   
AngelicSuccubus


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RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM - 8/9/2007 12:58:39 PM   
spiral23


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RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM - 8/9/2007 12:59:46 PM   
nyrisa


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A true lady takes off her dignity with her clothes and does her whorish best. At other times you can be as modest and dignified as your persona requires. Robert Heinlein

The last thing I want to do is hurt you...but it is still on my list.

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RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM - 8/9/2007 1:08:09 PM   
e01n


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RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM - 8/9/2007 3:12:02 PM   
nyrisa


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A true lady takes off her dignity with her clothes and does her whorish best. At other times you can be as modest and dignified as your persona requires. Robert Heinlein

The last thing I want to do is hurt you...but it is still on my list.

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RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM - 8/9/2007 5:14:52 PM   
e01n


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At the top of my lungs:
SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPEALIDOCIOUS!

or something like that... ;)*

{editorial addition: I think the reality of the conversation would go something like this--
quote:

Annie: These are the ground rules. I hook up with one guy a season. Usually takes me a couple weeks to pick the guy - kinda my own spring training. And, well, you two are the most promising prospects of the season so far, so I just thought we should kinda get to know each other.
Crash: Time out. Why do you get to choose?
Annie: What?
Crash: Why do you get to choose? I mean, why don't I get to choose, why doesn't he get to choose?
Annie: Well, actually, nobody on this planet ever really chooses each other. I mean, it's all a question of quantum physics, molecular attraction, and timing. Why, there are laws we don't understand that bring us together and tear us apart. Uh, it's like pheromones. You get three ants together, they can't do dick. You get 300 million of them, they can build a cathedral.
Ebby: So is somebody going to go to bed with somebody or what?
Annie: Honey, you are a regular nuclear meltdown. You better cool off. Ha ha, ha ha!
Annie: Oh, where are you going?
Crash: After 12 years in the minor leagues, I don't try out. Besides, uh, I don't believe in quantum physics when it comes to matters of the heart.
Annie: What do you believe in, then?
Crash: Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. [pause] Goodnight.
Annie: Oh [pause] my. Crash...
Ebby: Hey, Annie, what's all this molecule stuff?

Naw... never seen that movie... ;) }


< Message edited by e01n -- 8/9/2007 5:21:03 PM >

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RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM - 8/9/2007 8:59:46 PM   
nyrisa


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A true lady takes off her dignity with her clothes and does her whorish best. At other times you can be as modest and dignified as your persona requires. Robert Heinlein

The last thing I want to do is hurt you...but it is still on my list.

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RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM - 8/9/2007 9:05:11 PM   
e01n


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But it *is* rather nice, isn't it?

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RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM - 8/9/2007 9:09:24 PM   
nyrisa


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A true lady takes off her dignity with her clothes and does her whorish best. At other times you can be as modest and dignified as your persona requires. Robert Heinlein

The last thing I want to do is hurt you...but it is still on my list.

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