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Vibrators: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2c/CalLookVolkswagenKurtVanPerre.jpg - I prefer my vibrators with torque and horsepower... Not my car, but my "old car" looks much like this - well, except for the huge oil leak where an engine would be in a "real car" and not quite so pristine detailing... {"new car" - http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/05/VW-New-Beetle.jpg, but in the same red as the "old car". Mercifully, it got me to class this morning and back without much trauma.}
Missing you guys: yeah, kinda like the episode of Cheers without Cliff...
Catching up: fuck! I'm sooooooooo far behind if I go away for a few hours.
Mozart: went to a faculty recital at ISU last night... pretty good stuff. Better than the faculty recitals at RHIT, but since those tend to have more beer involved and much more rowdiness, I like them better.
Meetings: the bane of my existence as well.
Butt Plugs v Anal Plugs: whatever it takes!
6 Sticks of Butter: I used to hear this one in the same breath as "it broke off in his ass..." But my questions go to a) how do you know it was 6 sticks of butter? and b) what made you need to put 1.5# of butter up your bum that couldn't be accomplished with a 20-35% smaller amount of Crisco (depending on the water/fat content of the butter)?
...I can't think of anything else at the moment.
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RE: Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh! - 
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