trappedinamuseum
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*whines* But...but..but...bear...this is important... I was in the elevator of my apartment when a hot guy steps on. We make eye contact...I smile, he smiles, and as he opens his mouth to talk to me, I reach into my bag to grab my keys, yank the lanyard they are attached to out, and along with the keys...comes a feminine product. It just flutters all the way to the floor as I squeak in horror, and he quickly averts his eyes to his watch. I see this guy nearly every day. Kill me.
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