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RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM - 11/26/2007 5:52:06 PM   
jadedserendipity


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Status: offline 		Hmmm Ya know I think I like it better without clothes, are you okay without my id? I sure hope so cause all this talk is boring and I hear the bed and toys calling my name...... *in the background* jaded....jaded.....oh jaded come play with us *kinda sing-songy eh?* lol

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RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM - 11/26/2007 5:55:25 PM   
oreogirl


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Status: offline 		I plead the fifth sixth seventh and anything else that will keep me from getting into trouble.  Hell I'll even do a Reagan:  I do not recall that event.  

Jaded those toys are gifts from Santa.  You can't touch them yet!


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RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM - 11/26/2007 5:56:45 PM   
jadedserendipity


Posts: 3596
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Status: offline 		Santa needs a sexy elf to test out the toys before he can give them out, He hired me I swear....... Wanna help?

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-:Anias Nin:- I, with a deeper instinct, choose a man who compels my strength, who makes enormous demands on me, who does not doubt my courage or my toughness, who does not believe me naive or innocent, who has the courage to treat me like a woman.

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RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM - 11/26/2007 5:58:47 PM   
oreogirl


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Status: offline 		Only if we take turns testing them out on each other.  I call the purple one.

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Ich diene Ihnen, weil ich Sie liebe. Ich liebe Sie, weil ich Ihnen diene. Es macht in meinem Herzen keinen Unterschied.

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RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM - 11/26/2007 5:58:49 PM   
Darias


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From: midlands ireland
Status: offline 		in my house we always opened one a week till christmas then we opened everything else... ccould be why our christmas presents never went under the tree till decemeber 24th come to think of it 

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RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM - 11/26/2007 6:01:02 PM   
oreogirl


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Status: offline 		Blasphemer!!!!!!!!!!!  The part of christmas that i actually did like was when we ran down the stairs and basically assaulted that poor defenseless (yeah right!  have YOU ever been stuck with all those damn needles?) tree. 

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Ich diene Ihnen, weil ich Sie liebe. Ich liebe Sie, weil ich Ihnen diene. Es macht in meinem Herzen keinen Unterschied.

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RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM - 11/26/2007 6:02:08 PM   
jadedserendipity


Posts: 3596
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Status: offline 		Yeah well I have been hired and I gotta try it all so any volunteers I have quite the collection here......?  and tons of batteries I pwomise I play nicely

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-:Anias Nin:- I, with a deeper instinct, choose a man who compels my strength, who makes enormous demands on me, who does not doubt my courage or my toughness, who does not believe me naive or innocent, who has the courage to treat me like a woman.

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RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM - 11/26/2007 6:04:14 PM   
Darias


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Joined: 1/17/2006
From: midlands ireland
Status: offline 		A no stairs
B fake tree
C waking mom and dad before 10am on christmas morning = BAD  do you know how many times we just sat and looked at toys cause we didnt know how to work them /assemble them / find batteries for them
D i think once the guy outside wallmart has taken a hatchet to the defenceless tree to cut it down the karma is pretty much done



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**Perving or perusing... it gets me the same place.**


**May Gods come between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk**


** may you live in interesting times**

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RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM - 11/26/2007 6:10:58 PM   
oreogirl


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Status: offline 		Poor Darias.  At least we knew we were safe at 8:30.  I swear that was the first time I actually knewthe time  by heart.  I just knew that 8 3 and 0 together meant something good LOL

As long as the Walmart guy gets stuck with the bad karma.

Now where were we with those toys?


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Submissive does not mean weak.

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Ich diene Ihnen, weil ich Sie liebe. Ich liebe Sie, weil ich Ihnen diene. Es macht in meinem Herzen keinen Unterschied.

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RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM - 11/26/2007 6:12:03 PM   
jadedserendipity


Posts: 3596
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Status: offline 		I was waiting for one of you to toss some batteries in and ravage me....... sheesh.....

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-:Anias Nin:- I, with a deeper instinct, choose a man who compels my strength, who makes enormous demands on me, who does not doubt my courage or my toughness, who does not believe me naive or innocent, who has the courage to treat me like a woman.

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RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM - 11/26/2007 6:13:42 PM   
Darias


Posts: 1757
Joined: 1/17/2006
From: midlands ireland
Status: offline 		ummmmmmmmm hello ... guy !! penis ... since when were batteries nessicary for ravaging ?

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**Perving or perusing... it gets me the same place.**


**May Gods come between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk**


** may you live in interesting times**

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RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM - 11/26/2007 6:16:08 PM   
jadedserendipity


Posts: 3596
Joined: 10/12/2007
Status: offline 		Hmmmm well last time I checked a guy only had one penis and I have two holes....... Oh yeah I have yet to meet the man who vibrates like a toy as well...... teeeheee!

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-:Anias Nin:- I, with a deeper instinct, choose a man who compels my strength, who makes enormous demands on me, who does not doubt my courage or my toughness, who does not believe me naive or innocent, who has the courage to treat me like a woman.

(in reply to Darias)
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RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM - 11/26/2007 6:19:15 PM   
Darias


Posts: 1757
Joined: 1/17/2006
From: midlands ireland
Status: offline 		mental note .... Jade = high maintance

lemme guess ... you have a box at the bottom of your wardrobe with burned out toys inside and a large collection of rechargable batteries


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**Perving or perusing... it gets me the same place.**


**May Gods come between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk**


** may you live in interesting times**

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RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM - 11/26/2007 6:22:36 PM   
jadedserendipity


Posts: 3596
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Status: offline 		*shakes head slowly making a mental note to stop allowing others into my wardrobe* Jaded Is so NOT high maintenace more Jaded= greedy......lol......

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-:Anias Nin:- I, with a deeper instinct, choose a man who compels my strength, who makes enormous demands on me, who does not doubt my courage or my toughness, who does not believe me naive or innocent, who has the courage to treat me like a woman.

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RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM - 11/26/2007 6:33:03 PM   
oreogirl


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Status: offline 		She lies!  Jaded is a special version of high maintenance!  She needs lots of vibrating toys and real flesh to keep her satisfied!  But since she shares it's OK 

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Submissive does not mean weak.

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Ich diene Ihnen, weil ich Sie liebe. Ich liebe Sie, weil ich Ihnen diene. Es macht in meinem Herzen keinen Unterschied.

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RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM - 11/26/2007 6:37:20 PM   
Darias


Posts: 1757
Joined: 1/17/2006
From: midlands ireland
Status: offline 		the man who has the intestinal fortitude to collar both Jade and Oreo for just 1 night will die a very happy man 

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**Perving or perusing... it gets me the same place.**


**May Gods come between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk**


** may you live in interesting times**

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RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM - 11/26/2007 7:25:49 PM   
probablyknowme


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Status: offline 		jaded, come heeeeeeeere sweetie...I have lots of batteries!

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RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM - 11/26/2007 7:49:45 PM   
EvilGenie


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From: Morocco and Maine occasionally
Status: offline 		Just pass me the sick bucket please  and I am sure you can let yourself out as somehow you obviously got in. This was for Darius as ''someone'' was typing when I was.

< Message edited by EvilGenie -- 11/26/2007 7:56:56 PM >

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RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM - 11/26/2007 9:30:24 PM   
jadedserendipity


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Joined: 10/12/2007
Status: offline 		Awwww Genie you feel icky? Here is the pepto the sick bucket is next to you and I will sleep on the sofa....

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-:Anias Nin:- I, with a deeper instinct, choose a man who compels my strength, who makes enormous demands on me, who does not doubt my courage or my toughness, who does not believe me naive or innocent, who has the courage to treat me like a woman.

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RE: What would you say if you woke up with TPAM - 11/27/2007 12:28:42 AM   
sexyone4you


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Status: offline 		We need someone here to beat both our asses.

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