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ORIGINAL: KMsAngel
A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks She starts talking about this really great new drink. The more she talks about it, the more excited she gets. She tries to talk him into having one.
After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him. The bartender brings the drink and puts the following items on the bar: A salt shaker, a shot of Baileys, and a shot of lime juice.
The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains. "First, put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth, and finally you drink the lime
juice." So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it. He puts the salt on his tongue . salty but OK. He drinks the shot of Baileys . Smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks ... this is OK.
Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it ....
In one second the sharp lime taste hits ...
At two seconds the Baileys curdles ....
At three seconds the salty, curdled taste & mucous-like consistency hits
At four seconds it feels as if he has a mouth full of nasty snot....
This triggers his gag reflex, but being manly, and not wanting to disappoint his girlfriend, he swallows the now foul tasting drink. When he finally chokes it down he turns to his girlfriend, and says, "Jesus, what do you call that drink?"
She smiles widely at him and says, "Blow Job Revenge."
Hee he, I got my sweetie really good the other evenin. Yeah, I am toppy domme sort but I am an oral gal esspecially if I'm really into a person. So, my regular boy/lover is particularly excited by the. fact that I am rather orally inclined. Note that whole "throat fuck" thing is completley repulsive to me though - I give but I also control. So my boy made the mistake of getting excited about my taking him over the top and swallowing. He also made the mistake of asking me "what does it taste like?". So, I thought about that and of course decided that he would most certainly have to judge that for himself. he he he. So this weekend... took him over the edge - got a mouthful and then in his post cum bliss I lslide up so that we were eye to eye and I said, " are you ready?". His response was a blissed out look of devotion - how sweet. And so I said again, " are you ready?" and I showed him what was lingering on my tongue....he looked confused. I raised my eyebrows and smiled. He looked shocked and said, "you want to pass that to me?" his voice rising at the end of that statement in disbelief. I nodded and said, "can you handle it?". Still in his blissful state and as per usual so eager to please me which I just love about him, he nodded while looking unsure and apprehensive. And so I kissed him hard and deep. And then the flavor analysis began, "Hmm? not too bad, kinda creamy and smooth" (I had added pineapple, mango, fresh coconut smoothies to the day so things were more sweet) and then a few moments later there was another comment, :"hmmm? kinda bitter". And then the fidgeting started. lol. After a few more minutes he ran off to the restroom and started brushing teeth and gargling furiously. lol. Too much fun!
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