LadyRainfire
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[/quote] Mouse goes up to the Elephant and says, "You know, I've always fantasized about humping an elephant. I'd love to hump you!" Elephant thinks about it and says, "Umm...ok...sure, whatever." Mouse climbs up on Elephant's hindquarters and proceeds to go at it. Elephant doesn't even notice. A few monkeys watching from branches overhead see Mouse humping Elephant and laugh so hard they dislodge a few cocnuts. The coconuts hit Elephant in the noggin, and Elephant squeals. *raises taser, aiming for angel again* Mouse hears Elephant cry out in pain and says, "SUFFER, BITCH!" THWLP! [/quote] Well, at least the elephant didn't fart or poop and kill the mouse. *snicker, snicker* Rainfire (who's thinking she may have to go hide after this post...)
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"Desire is an insatiable beast. Sample your strongest dreams, and you will only crave more." ~ Master ~ one half of "L&L"~ My current state of mind
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