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RE: I hate it when........ - 8/15/2008 8:34:05 AM

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nope....

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RE: I hate it when........ - 8/15/2008 8:58:52 AM

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it'll be a bit..I don't know where any Sizzler's are around here, and I gotta work this evening, so I don't have time to go to Orlando

**Slacker**

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RE: I hate it when........ - 8/15/2008 9:04:18 AM

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bite me :)

(and *pokes* to TJ)

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RE: I hate it when........ - 8/15/2008 9:06:46 AM

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Stand still!!

I'll see TJ on Sun/will pass on the poke. Be prepared for retaliation on Mon!!

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RE: I hate it when........ - 8/15/2008 9:16:39 AM

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I hate when theres a thread or two that I want to comment on, but I don't trust myself NOT to get ubersnarky....

oh. i think i see what you mean and i am in touch with that emotion...

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RE: I hate it when........ - 8/15/2008 9:19:36 AM

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**Me too**!! nods

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RE: I hate it when........ - 8/15/2008 11:01:49 AM

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I hate it that my kitty is going downhill and fast. I had so much planned today utilizing what time I had left before I got a job, but I've cleared my schedule and I'm just sitting with ehr. She won't be around much longer.

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RE: I hate it when........ - 8/15/2008 11:36:03 AM

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Aww, Imp, I'm so sorry!

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RE: I hate it when........ - 8/15/2008 1:01:59 PM

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that is so hard..i am sorry, Imp

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RE: I hate it when........ - 8/15/2008 1:05:35 PM

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Poor kitty. I am so sorry to hear that Imp.

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RE: I hate it when........ - 8/15/2008 1:24:22 PM

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Oh I am so very sorry, hugs hugs to you.

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RE: I hate it when........ - 8/15/2008 2:01:53 PM

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ORIGINAL: Aylee

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ORIGINAL: Aylee

I sooooooooooo dislike the term, "baby daddy."

Yerck!

I think the term is comical... that is why I always add "as they say"

Another phrase I find funny is "Baby Ma-ma drama" ~ usualy some Jerry Springeresque story comes directly after that phrase.

Gwyn

You know, they NEVER say those things on the Food Network or on Sprout.

LOL

*chuckles* I only watch food network out of those too... and nope.. never heard it uttered there.. but I have on other channels. LOL

Speaking of Baby Daddy Drama.. Holy Shit.. when you look things up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcqLHtp5Kqw Damn she is pissed. Wow.

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RE: I hate it when........ - 8/15/2008 2:03:39 PM

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Patients who don't listen...

Me: (after reading a letter from a patient's employer to the patient) Miss Smith, make sure you go to your workplace tomorrow to sign the new paperwork for the family medical leave act so your time off work can continue. If you don't, you will be considered as abandoning your job and they will fire you.

Miss Smith: Okay.

A week passes....

As I'm sitting with a phone to each ear, on hold for two different people, Miss Smith walks in...

Miss Smith: I need you to drop everything you're doing and give me a copy of my file right now to take to an attorney. I'm suing my employer because they fired me.

Me: Did you go sign the FMLA paperwork like it said in that letter the employer gave you?

Miss Smith: I didn't think I had to, nobody else ever does.

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RE: I hate it when........ - 8/15/2008 2:08:17 PM

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If you bang your head on some

it won't leave a bruise like banging your head against

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RE: I hate it when........ - 8/15/2008 2:09:11 PM

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I hate it that I am so obsessive about my sewing that I have to treat every seam with either a frenched seam, a hong kong finish, or a flat-felled seam. Ugggghhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

Cali
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Good Girl!!!!

all of my stuff is French, or Flat-felled.

Tis the sturdiest.. and lays nicely.

Except for the handsewn stuff. I use other period stiches for that.

I know.. I know.. I am sick.. I have the sewing Illness.

Damn I really should sew this weekend.. damn it.

I wish I could go to TMT. *pouts* ( SCA event for those of you who do not know)

*cries*

*whimpers*

*stomps her foot and pouts some more*

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RE: I hate it when........ - 8/15/2008 2:09:36 PM

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But then she'll have cake all over her face and hafta have someone else lick it off...
And I say this like it's a bad thing

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RE: I hate it when........ - 8/15/2008 2:09:37 PM

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Thanks guys. She's 17, but she was a rescue cat and fafter all she's been through I was hoping she could just die with old age. If she's around much longer and hurting like she is I'm going to take her to the vet and have her put down I just hate seeing her suffer.

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RE: I hate it when........ - 8/15/2008 2:15:35 PM

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But then she'll have cake all over her face and hafta have someone else lick it off...
And I say this like it's a bad thing

Bring on da CAKE!

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RE: I hate it when........ - 8/15/2008 2:15:47 PM

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Okay. . .

Now just WHAT is a doodlebug?

Nobody remembers the colloquial term for the ant lion? 'round these parts, a doodlebug is is a "cute" (and I use that very loosely) critter with pretty much no bewbage at all.

It digs conical holes in the sand and waits for unsuspecting passersby to fall into its gaping maw.

When I was a kid, my crazy mom taught us to poke at the doodlebug holes with a straw and sing, "Doodlebug, doodlebug, come to me, before I drink all your coffee up."

I hated that rhyme, mostly because it ended in a preposition and didn't rhyme. hrmph. Never did know why I wanted to get one of those nasty little fellas out of the sand, anyway. Moms. They're like that, I guess.

But I'm over all that, now that I can think of a doodlebug as Christine's vagina. I doubt Mom would approve, but I'm over that, too.

*blinks*

because it ends in a preposition.... you were an odd child I bet.

*chuckles*

that reminds me of a Joke of mine..

This Southern Belle was hosting a dinner party, and some people she did not reconize were introduced to her. After learning thier names.. she asked " Where ya'll from?" The wife of the couple snidely replied " Where we do not end our sentances with prepositions" the Southern Belle was taken back by the ladies rudeness and replied "Where ya'll from Bitch?"

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RE: I hate it when........ - 8/15/2008 2:21:06 PM

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Nobody remembers the colloquial term for the ant lion? 'round these parts, a doodlebug is is a "cute" (and I use that very loosely) critter with pretty much no bewbage at all.

That is NOT cute. Not loosely cute. Not on the same planet as cute.

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