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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 8/26/2008 3:41:24 PM   
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 8/26/2008 4:35:47 PM   
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Status: offline 		Sheesh. Only things I've run down are the pigeon who decided to land on a bridge just as I was crossing it. Literally landed, looked and saw the car coming and had that 'oh shiiiiiiiiit!!!' flap flap WHAM. Seriously, I was so busy doing a wtf since it landed about 10 ft in front of me.

The other was just bizarre... travelling up highway 5 in the early early morning, way up ahead a skunk wanders out onto the road. I'm in the right lane, watching to see if it's going to cross further or what. It spots me, wanders off.. I'm all like cool, so I don't jump lanes. Get a couple car lengths away it changes it's mind.. wanders into the MIDDLE OF THE LANE and then tail up.. *thunk* Again I could have probably avoided it if I'd pulled a moose avoidance maneuver.. or had slowed waaaaay down beforehand.. but it's not like my car is quiet.

Some days I think nature is just slowly weeding out the very very dumb.

*hugs to holly* All that said, at ducklings. Noes!!


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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 8/26/2008 4:58:59 PM   
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 8/26/2008 5:04:29 PM   
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 8/26/2008 5:09:05 PM   
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 8/26/2008 5:12:14 PM   
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 8/26/2008 5:43:03 PM   
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 8/26/2008 10:18:12 PM   
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 8/27/2008 3:27:44 AM   
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2 years ago my uncle was riding his motorcycle in BC when a BEAR came running out of the woods and creamed him .............................



Bear...you CREAMED him?????


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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 8/27/2008 4:41:14 AM   
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 8/27/2008 4:43:12 AM   
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 8/27/2008 5:17:02 AM   
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 8/27/2008 5:25:24 AM   
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 8/27/2008 6:33:02 AM   
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 8/27/2008 6:36:56 AM   
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i had a traffic accident.

i hit a duck.





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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 8/27/2008 6:48:20 AM   
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Status: offline 		The breakdancing deer:

As many of you know, I used to drive big trucks for a living.  One time I was leaving Billings, MT on my way to (wherever it was) and the route consisted of two-lane back roads for almost the entire 400-500 miles.
MOntana is NOT a highly populated state.  The speed limits ( at the time, I don't know about now) were generally 10-20mph higher than elsewhere in the country.
ABout halfway through the trip I had to drop from the 80+mph to about 70mph to go through a  - well, not even a town.. maybe 3 or 4 houses on either side of the road.
Keep in mind it's about 3am.
At the far edge of 'town' I noticed huge bushes.. and saw a deer.. it dashed across the road, safely..I thought it was clear, so I sped up again.

Just as I was almost to that bush.. out runs another deer.  "Oh, shi/....."

THUMP

damned thing had run between my cab and the trailer.

When I looked in the mirror, all I could see was the deer spinning on it's back,legs flailing.

Took me about 3 miles to get stopped to check damage on the truck.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 8/27/2008 6:57:24 AM   
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i had a mint condition el-camino (not my choice)that a dear ran into. 75mph on the hiway in iowa christmas eve to get back to stl before the morn.  totalled the el camino ( i wasnt so sad about that) but it was a christmas miracle to get back home before my lil girl age 3 at the time woke up to see santa 

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 8/27/2008 7:31:48 AM   
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 8/27/2008 7:47:37 AM   
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 8/27/2008 7:52:49 AM   
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