VirginPotty
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Joined: 7/16/2008 From: Virginville Status: offline
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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop cats have an internal Mass Adjustor... when they jump up to places they are not supposed to be, they are as light as air, so you dont hear them.. anytime they jump on the bed while you are sleeping they increase to about 70%. When they are having kitty fits, mass increases to approx. 2099% (thus the comparison to herds of elephants, etc). They can also make themselves invisible at will (you think Lewis CArroll was just doped up when he came up with the idea of teh Cheshire Cat?!?!?! HAH!!) Amen to that, Monkey! It always used to make me jump when I'd be looking for a cat, calling their name, looking, walking around, looking & I see a pair of eyes up on the bookshelf watching me look. (Eyes belonged to the cat I was looking for). And whoever said cats were quiet all I can say is....BULLS**T!!!! As Armored stated so perfectly, "They sound like a dozen Shetland Ponies".
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