SavageFaerie
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Joined: 12/3/2004 From: NYC Status: offline
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ORIGINAL: soul2share Yeah, Holly...payback is truly a bitch...I have all the nekkid pics of my son in the bathtub......I've told him that once he's fixing to get married, I'd trot them all out for her family to see! You should see his face!!!!!! And then there was the time we were having a discussion about sex...he was about 15 or so.....I told him that I wasn't dumb enough to realize that he might try experimenting with sex and stuff, and that when he did, he'd damn well better use a condom.....too many things out there that penicillin WON'T cure.....then I told him that if he was too embarassed to buy them himself, that I'd get them for him......OMG!!!! The look on his face was sooooooo worth it!!!!! I couldn't help it, I just roared......he sat there blushing red all the way from his toes to his ears..... When my kids were teens I went a bought a supply of condoms and put them in a kitchen cabinet, and told them if its gonna happen they were free for the taking. I laughed my ass one day when my daughters b/f was there and our little 2lb yorkie came running down the steps to show me his pressie he found. I though the b/f was gonna have a heart attack. Personally I got quite a rouring laught out of it. hehehe
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