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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/5/2009 6:42:38 AM   
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Hi everyones!!
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KEWL........ratchets in a round or two..or five.....

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/5/2009 6:43:55 AM   
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SOUL!! 

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/5/2009 6:44:26 AM   
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stupidist thing i did today: i recieved an email from someone who was upset that his colts choked last night. I sent one back asking if they were ok..and did he call a vet?
He meant the football team
I felt like an idiot.


um, what's football? 
stoopid message counter...this is the third time I've tried this one!!!!!!   

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/5/2009 6:45:39 AM   
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wow a whole 430. Not to bad lol.


SCI!!!!!!   DUDETTE!!!!

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/5/2009 6:47:09 AM   
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stupidist thing i did today: i recieved an email from someone who was upset that his colts choked last night. I sent one back asking if they were ok..and did he call a vet?
He meant the football team
I felt like an idiot.


um, what's football? 
stoopid message counter...this is the third time I've tried this one!!!!!!   


Well, maybe if you weren't so chipper and perky this early, you'd type a little slower and not have to worry about the time issue....


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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/5/2009 6:47:54 AM   
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i just backed into a corner of the hutch with my ass. The LO saw this and asked if i hurt my bum. When i said yes he bellowed "DAAAADDY...you need to kish Mommy's butt!!"
Jim looked less than thrilled


*snrtSNORTsnrt*  Out of the mouths of babes, huh, Holly?  Ya gotta love the mind of that kid!  Until it's in public, in a crowded store, or a huge family dinner when he asks "Dad, HOW does the baby get INSIDE the Mommy?"  I dodged that whole bullet! 

Puh-leeeeeze....like Jim's NEVER done THAT before!!!!!!! 

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/5/2009 6:49:30 AM   
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oh lookie, lookie....it's Raindrop..... the OTHER resident smartass!!!!! 

Try #2 for this one dammit........what's up with that??????

Chipper?????  I've been up for about 20 hours straight, 18 of them working......I'm on a caffeine overload!!!

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/5/2009 6:52:40 AM   
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Morning Greedy!!!!

And Jeff, watch out for holly's meatloaf, it's worse than a 10 tonne nuclear bomb......

<~~~~ holly's meatloaf.




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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/5/2009 6:53:40 AM   
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Yep, it's Raindrop here..... Had to make a new profile this morning. 

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/5/2009 6:54:43 AM   
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ORIGINAL: sirsholly
i just backed into a corner of the hutch with my ass. The LO saw this and asked if i hurt my bum. When i said yes he bellowed "DAAAADDY...you need to kish Mommy's butt!!"
Jim looked less than thrilled


*snrtSNORTsnrt*  Out of the mouths of babes, huh, Holly?  Ya gotta love the mind of that kid!  Until it's in public, in a crowded store, or a huge family dinner when he asks "Dad, HOW does the baby get INSIDE the Mommy?"  I dodged that whole bullet! 

Puh-leeeeeze....like Jim's NEVER done THAT before!!!!!!! 

they have a way of embarassing the snot out of you when they are little...but boy...payback is a bitch when they are teenagers


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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/5/2009 6:55:13 AM   
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why the new profile, Rain?

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/5/2009 6:56:12 AM   
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oh lookie, lookie....it's Raindrop..... the OTHER resident smartass!!!!! 



Rain and Potsie...our resident smartasses *nods*


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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/5/2009 6:57:15 AM   
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GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!  How many days???  Hours, minutes?????  Or haven't you reached that point yet?

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/5/2009 7:00:26 AM   
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y'know, i've recently been accused of being a totally outrageous flirt on these here boards.




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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/5/2009 7:01:05 AM   
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Yeah, Holly...payback is truly a bitch...I have all the nekkid pics of my son in the bathtub......I've told him that once he's fixing to get married, I'd trot them all out for her family to see!  You should see his face!!!!!!

And then there was the time we were having a discussion about sex...he was about 15 or so.....I told him that I wasn't dumb enough to realize that he might try experimenting with sex and stuff, and that when he did, he'd damn well better use a condom.....too many things out there that penicillin WON'T cure.....then I told him that if he was too embarassed to buy them himself, that I'd get them for him......OMG!!!!  The look on his face was sooooooo worth it!!!!!  I couldn't help it, I just roared......he sat there blushing red all the way from his toes to his ears.....

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/5/2009 7:02:57 AM   
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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

why the new profile, Rain?


Ya's got cmail, Greedy.....


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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/5/2009 7:03:40 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Rainfire
Yep, it's Raindrop here..... Had to make a new profile this morning. 
<~~~ Soul on her cafffeine.
Dammit, wanna share some energy? I gots none, and really need some.


Ya know, if you type in "this space deliberately left blank"...it ain't! 

Blame the caffeine....yeah, that's it...the caffeine.....there's not a smart assed bone in my body......*MWAH*

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/5/2009 7:05:35 AM   
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ORIGINAL: soul2share

there's not a smart assed bone in my body......*MWAH*

*blinkblink*

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHA*SNORT*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/5/2009 7:06:11 AM   
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HEY!!!  I want c-mail too!!!!! 

no one lubs me anymore!!!!  

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 1/5/2009 7:06:34 AM   
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Yeah, Holly...payback is truly a bitch...I have all the nekkid pics of my son in the bathtub......I've told him that once he's fixing to get married, I'd trot them all out for her family to see!  You should see his face!!!!!!

And then there was the time we were having a discussion about sex...he was about 15 or so.....I told him that I wasn't dumb enough to realize that he might try experimenting with sex and stuff, and that when he did, he'd damn well better use a condom.....too many things out there that penicillin WON'T cure.....then I told him that if he was too embarassed to buy them himself, that I'd get them for him......OMG!!!!  The look on his face was sooooooo worth it!!!!!  I couldn't help it, I just roared......he sat there blushing red all the way from his toes to his ears.....


When my kids were teens I went a bought a supply of condoms and put them in a kitchen cabinet, and told them if its gonna happen they were free for the taking.  I laughed my ass one day when my daughters b/f was there and our little 2lb yorkie came running down the steps to show me his pressie he found. I though the b/f was gonna have a heart attack. Personally I got quite a rouring laught out of it. hehehe

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