CalifChick
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Joined: 10/28/2007 From: California Status: offline
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Hmmmmmmm... Okay, Hib, you distract them with your famous, "she loooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOVES her pppppp...." Rut roh, Tulip's ears perk up, she knows that call... she takes a step back, paws at the ground with her perfectly pedicured toes, snorts a bit (reminds us of a bull in the ring), and gets a running start... BANZAIIIIIII!!!!!!!! Tulip LEAPS into the air, arms outstretched, claws extended, straight for Hib... Oh no, what's this? Her fingernails catch in Hope's poufy hair as she sails past, jerking Tulip back and whipping her around like a boomerang. The centrifugal force propels Hope into the air, they go higher, schwoop schwoop schwoop, like a helicopter... until the momentum slows... folks, will they land in the jello? Oh NO!!!!! They've overshot the landing site! Cali and Hib lock arms and brace themselves! The TulipHope flying boomerang SLAMS into the girls, but they hold their stead, and TulipHope bounce back and execute a perfect landing into the jello! Cali and Hib high-five each other and then look up for the scores. The judges give TulipHope a 9.5 (cuz Hope screamed like a girl) and CaliHib get credited with an assist. Cali
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AKA "The Undisputed Goddess of Sarcasm", "Big Bad Cali" and "Yum Bum". Advisor to the Subbie Mafia, founding member of the W.A.C. and the Judgmental Bitches Brigade, member of the Clan of the Scarlet O'Hair-a's and Team Troll
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