SavageFaerie
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Joined: 12/3/2004 From: NYC Status: offline
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ORIGINAL: LinnaeaBorealis OMFGary!!! You make me laugh, you goofy gigglepuss!! I never was a stripper, although I always wanted to be one. But I wanted to be the Gypsy Rose Lee kinda stripper, not these wannabes who start out with hardly anything on & end up with nothing at all on & show everybody their.....Whooooo!!! Is it gettin warm in here???? hehehe... The second time DB took me to a strip club where they do get all nekkie, I was dirty dancing with the cocktail waitress, and He was taking a little nap. (He has no interest in titty bars.) The waitress asked me if He was gay. I choked on my drink and said, "Oh hell no, but unless you girls eat a sandwich or two, gain a few pounds, and maybe let me pull your hair and slap your ass, He's not interested. We're here for me." She looked like she swallowed a bug, and I (shockingly) just laughed. I love going to strip clubs. LOL In a party usually of mostly male friends, I would get more attention than they do. They love to cater to the girrlies. I know and love someone that used to work the biz, and she said there were more lesbians or bi girls than straight girls. It was always a welcome break. A lap dance garnered extra perks. LOL The ones with obvious obnixous bewage jobs were just boring....if they dont jiggle it just doesnt nothing for me, I would envy the few in the itty bitty titty club, cuz I was jealous they didnt have a life of shoulder pain ahead of them. My person in the biz was very near and dear. It was a job to make quick money and she was trying to get ahead after a divorce to be able to get her own apt. She ended up meeting her Dom/ Partner there and 3 years later they are happy as clams. He took her out of the biz and took care of things so they could be together. She called me one day and asked alot of questions about sub stuff, cuz she couldnt get over that glowing feeling and she knows I would have all the answers to how she was feeling. My preferences for the ladies working was the all natural type, I like to see a jiggle in the bewbage, not rock hard chests, or those in the itty bitty titty club. I think the latter was envy LOL Just as long as they hadnt had cosmetic help I would happily put the bills in their g-strings. Once one girl had this gorgeous cotton white corset and I told the guy I was with I WANT that, he actually went over and tried to buy it off her. LOL but she wouldnt budge. I love white cotton stuff and THIS was a corset. Dang I havent been to a strip club in years!!!
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