VirginPotty
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Joined: 7/16/2008 From: Virginville Status: offline
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ORIGINAL: CalifChick I hate it when I pull a "Red" and go ass over teakettle because my sandal got caught on the sidewalk and I end up bouncing my no-longer-happy ass on the cement. As I was laying there moaning in pain, with my kids looking on saying, "hey, you okay there mom?" (with the same excitement that they say, "oh look, it's time to clean the house"), I was thinking, "no, that wasn't a Red, there was no ice involved, that must have been a Holly." Ripped the skin off my knee, got a lump on my hip the size of... well... let's just say it's BIG, my ankle hurts, even my TOES hurt. Dangit. But, I did NOT break a nail. I am a pimpette, after all. Cali Damnnnnnn, we MUST be hanging around Clumsy too much on the Boards! I was going to class last night, climbed into the back of the ambulance & hit the side of my head HARD on a loose board. That hurt like HELL! But it did prove that my head is indeed as hard as everyone says it is because I barely got a bruise!!
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