sirsholly
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Joined: 9/7/2007 From: Quietville Status: offline
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So..i put the LO in bed with me throughout the night because he was fussy and gave me a slight indication he was not happy in his crib ("Gets me ouuuuuuuut!!!"). It seems that sometime last night he made his rounds all over the house while ol mom was asleep. I know this because i attempted to pour him a sippy of milk this morning. Yes...attempted. It was rather difficult to do because the little poop crammed a whole banana into the gallon milk jug. This means he removed the milk from the fridge, unscrewed the lid, inserted said banana, put the lid back on and replaced the milk...even remembering to close the door. Out of curiousity i took another banana and attemped to insert it into the jug. It did not fit. No way, no how. I could see that the banana floating in the milk was about the same size as the one i was holding....and DAMNIT...the sum-bitch did not fit!!!!
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