stella41b
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Joined: 10/16/2007 From: SW London (UK) Status: offline
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I hate it that the Victoria Line, District Line and most of the other lines on London Underground are closed or suspended due to engineering works in preparation for upgrades and service improvements for the Olympics in East London in 2012. I don't think the Olympics Committee realize that the youths in East London have been training for years. Especially in the pistol shooting. At least Britain stands a chance of a gold in the drive by shooting. Lots of clay pigeons sat there in the caff.. I mean, where are they building the stadiums? If it's in the East End and they start digging up the East End, there's going to be a lot of evidence uncovered, dead bodies, Brinks Matt, etc. As soon as the decision was announced 'and the winner is London...' there were all these former East End gangsters sat there thinking 'Oh fucking 'ell.. That's where we buried Jack The Hat..' In Athens they incorporated relics they dug up into the stadiums.. If they do that in East London we're going to have all these informants and bent coppers sticking out of the walls.. That's if they manage to finish the stadiums and facilities on time. We know they won't be. We know that we're going to have half built stadiums and scaffolding everywhere, with the builders encouraging the female athletes as they go running by.. 'Get your tits out for the lads!' You know there's going to be contestants lined up for the long jump, and then this guy with a shovel and a cement mixer saying 'Just using a bit of your sand..' On the running track there's going to be lanes coned off while they're still working on it, with diversions and contra-flow lanes. The runners are going to be getting through the bottle necks to a sign 'STOP HERE WHEN THE RED LIGHT SHOWS'. Why do builders think that works.. you know.., the 'get yer tits out' bit? It's not as if you get a woman there going 'Ooh my future lies with him, and his great rotund belly..' But don't you just love the opening ceremony of the Olympic Games? You know, when the athletes come out in their blazers and slacks parading on the tracks. They look like holiday reps. Then you find out about all these little countries.... this voice goes Gonnorhoea.. Herpes... They're making them up.. Madeupthisstan.. He'sbackisstan.. Then you've got the triple jump, the only event inspired by the UK's Home Office, you know the man runs up and cannot decide whether to jump, hop, skip, or leap..
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