Daddysredhead
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Joined: 11/6/2005 From: Northern (yet still part of the South) Virginia Status: offline
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I hate it when my neighbor is dumb as a box of rocks. She rings the doorbell right as the pizza guy leaves and I'm feeding the Things and DB is helping me assess if Thing 2 has a concussion because she hit her head pretty hard (assessment leads to a negative on the concussion front), and she stands there saying, "Oh I thought it was just you and the kids." 1) If you are worried that you are intruding, and you see that I have company, then get the fuck out. So... she doesn't leave, instead, she comes in and starts yammering at DB about her current (married to one of our friends) love interest, and how out of control her kids are. I stared hard at her, and she is too dumb to know that means, "Get out." So... after a few minutes of inane chatter, I go stand next to her and she asks if she is imposing. I wink at her and she says, "Is that a no? So it's ok if I stay over for a while?" I get bug-eyed at her and say, "Um... actually..." and she still doesn't get it, and starts to sit down. I finally can't take anymore and say, "Whoa, don't get comfy, DB and I are getting ready to hang out." She says, "I'll hang out, too, cool." Out of sheer desperation, I tell her, "Seriously, I'll talk to you later... as in not now." She gives me the *blink-blink* look. So, I say, "For gawd's sake, you idiot, we're getting ready to fuck!" She says, "OH!!! Ok, see ya." Thank gary, the Things were no where around at that point, and DB pretended not to notice how fucking stupid she is to her face.
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