Aylee
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I was born Sme-a-gol of the river-bank folk To get a precious ring, De-a-gol I did choke Started to do things nobody should Lived under the mountains, just me and my precious our life was good Tricksy hobbit thief! That nasty nasty Baggins, we hates it forever! Tricksy hobbit thief! Jumped over me when it put my precious on Then Baggins-thief was gone Picked up by orcs, brought back to Mordor In Barad-Dur, questioned me with torture "Baggins!", I screamed, "Shire!", then they were done Though I was defenseless They threw me out of Mordor in the heat of the sun Tricksy hobbit thief! That nasty nasty Baggins, we hates it forever! Tricksy hobbit thief! Jumped over me when it put my precious on Then Baggins-thief was gone And now I've been guidin' Master Frodo and Sam who's rude, nasty, vile! Mount Doom's crater means my ring's in trouble And I haven't seen it for a while, uh-uh! I haven't seen it for a while, uh-uh! I was born Sme-a-gol of the river-bank folk To get a precious ring, De-a-gol I did choke Started to do things nobody should Lived under the mountains, just me and my precious our life was good Tricksy hobbit thief! That nasty nasty Frodo wants to melt my precious! Tricksy hobbit thief! Bit precious off, oh I have my precious, oh! Farewell nasty Frodo!
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Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam I don’t always wgah’nagl fhtagn. But when I do, I ph’nglui mglw’nafh R’lyeh.
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