sirsholly
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Joined: 9/7/2007 From: Quietville Status: offline
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ORIGINAL: VirginPotty http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4DZ2aMKfws&feature=fvw This ride is no joke! I can't believe he held onto his camera! This is proof you are drain bamaged. You would get yer ass on that thing, but are afraid of white water rafting? Lemme 'splain something to you, Pots. When you fall out of the raft, you land in the water, then float because you are wearing a life jacket. Sure, there are rocks that cause a head injury, but that is why you wear a helmet. Provided you have not pissed off everyone else in the raft, someone will eventually fish your ass out. Now...if you fall out of that contraption, you land on the pavement with a Great. Big. SPLAT!! Please do not attempt to wear a life jacket...it will not help you. It will, however, ruin the life jacket. Also...go ahead and piss off your seat mates, since there is not a whole lot they can do. But...that dude that walks around the park with a mini-broom and dustpan on a stick? Yep...THATS who they are gonna call.
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