ShaharThorne
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Joined: 2/24/2009 From: Somewhere in TX Status: offline
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Summer school starts tomorrow, so Lizard trying to get ready. I kinda...sorta...killed a bookshelf... Apparently I was having a bad nightmare and while I was trying to get up, I pulled the bookshelf to steady myself. Bad idea... Somehow the top 2 shelves crashed on me. I know that I was screaming. Bo did not hear a damn thing. Typical...he can sleep through a tornado, labor pains, and being kicked by Lizard when I put my belly on his back. After climbing out of the mess, I went to the living room, trying to catch my breath. I stumble on the damn fan, cooling the air around the apartment. I am now in the living room and the floor is a mess. I nearly fall on the futon, crushing Bo with the bewbage. Luckily I caught myself. Got a drink of water, went back to the bed and clean the mess up. I went back to bed, kinda nervous. Since I woke up later, I checked out the damages. I need gorilla glue to fix up the shelves Got the mess off the bed, mentioned it on facebook since she was not home and I figure I can soften the blow. She gets home in time for dinner. The first place she goes to...her bedroom. She wanted to know what happened. Told her that it is on facebook and it was her fault for not checking her account. (Guilt trips helps out). Soooo, she is busy cleaning up the room and I am about to raid it...for dirty clothes. I have thought it all out...I am Holly's twin. I take the Sumo Wrestling suit...
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