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RE: All complaints go here! - 7/11/2006 10:38:27 AM

TreSwank

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I'd like to complain that my supervisor is a condescending bitch, who looks like a "Friends" cast reject. I don't think that she likes me because I've got one of those personas that comes across as seeming like a "self-righteous" prick, even when I'm not trying to be.
My supervisor also walks like her husband hasn't laid any pipe to her in the last couple years, even though she ain't a bad-lookin' broad. Sometimes I feel like barging into her office, sweeping everything off of her desk, and saying, "Girl........I'm gonna give you the love you've been missing at home. (Isaac Hayes plays softly in the background)" I don't think that shit would fly too well, but I know WHAT SHE NEEDS. Hopefully, she's one of those gals that wants a little consensual abuse session to put the smile on her face.

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RE: All complaints go here! - 7/11/2006 11:00:53 AM

LaTigresse

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I cannot resist because my painting is going SOO well..........I have a MUCH better idea!

Get some restraints, a ball gag, and a good flogger. Go into her office and kneel holding out said objects and say "pleeeeease!" She will instantly begin to feel much better!

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RE: All complaints go here! - 7/11/2006 11:37:43 AM

Daddysredhead

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*slides up to Ron, sitting in the middle of the room, in a nice comfy chair, dims the lights a bit, and begins to sing "Happy Birthday" to him in her best Marilyn Monroe impersonation*

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, RONNIE!

hugs and (Daddy-approved) kisses, LOL
Red

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RE: All complaints go here! - 7/11/2006 1:04:10 PM

litleone8620

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Happy Birthday Ron!

I also wanted to complain that i'm watching the Montel Williams show, and he was just totally about to cry. I don't watch this show to see him cry. I'm disappointed.

< Message edited by litleone8620 -- 7/11/2006 1:33:15 PM >

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RE: All complaints go here! - 7/11/2006 1:36:22 PM

missturbation

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I wanna complain that i'm watching bad lads army and not one of the squaddies is good looking.

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RE: All complaints go here! - 7/11/2006 1:52:49 PM

LaTigresse

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Happy Birthday Ron!!!

Sorry, I have been preoccupied with other stuff and only paying half assed attention to this stuff.

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Just because you are well educated, articulate, and can use big, fancy words, properly........does not mean you are right!

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RE: All complaints go here! - 7/11/2006 3:28:08 PM

cuddleheart50

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Happy Birthday Ron!!! Kisses to ya!

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RE: All complaints go here! - 7/11/2006 3:39:23 PM

BlkTallFullfig

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quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail
you didn't even wish me happy birthday, I bet you thought I wasn't going to make it and you could have gotten by with FTD.

<<<<------ Jumps up and down with big boobs shaking than runs to hug Ron, give him a big kiss and wish him a WONDERFUL AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY my friend. I wish I were close enough to do nasty birthday things with yah.

M

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RE: All complaints go here! - 7/11/2006 3:54:40 PM

Daddysredhead

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Gee, Ron! If all of us gals were there in person, sounds like you could be up to your eyeballs in boobies.

In honor of Ron's birthday... BreastFest 2006...

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RE: All complaints go here! - 7/11/2006 4:20:12 PM

yourMissTress

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* contributes big bouncy cleavage to the 'fest for Ron*

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RE: All complaints go here! - 7/11/2006 4:22:27 PM

cuddleheart50

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Ok, I wanna complain big time now...I worked 9 1/2 hours today, and my back is killing me!

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Love like you've never been hurt
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RE: All complaints go here! - 7/11/2006 4:35:34 PM

Tamerofwild1s

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I wanna complain I have no idea about bad lads or ferkin squaddies . can you treanslate that into forum approved english

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RE: All complaints go here! - 7/11/2006 4:48:11 PM

missturbation

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*Tuts*

Bad lads army is about young lads who are always in trouble with the law who are put in a 1950's style army camp. Soldiers over here are referred to as squaddies lol. I'm addicted to the programme - usually some good looking lads in it.
There translated.
Now i have to get busy - need to follow my Sirs orders before bed.

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If it fit's in a toaster, i can cook it.

Buying 10 item's or less is not shopping !!

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RE: All complaints go here! - 7/11/2006 6:00:43 PM

litleone8620

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I want to complain that Big Brother was boring tonight. And that Level isn't paying any attention to anything...

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RE: All complaints go here! - 7/11/2006 7:43:56 PM

Tamerofwild1s

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I just want to complain . I don't care about what but I want to complain till I get to beat some lovely ass so hot I can fry an egg on it .....

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RE: All complaints go here! - 7/11/2006 7:47:50 PM

DiurnalVampire

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I want to complain that the days before vacation are FAR TOO LONG
I leave in 2 days... which means they will be the longest 2 days in the history of mankind.

DV

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RE: All complaints go here! - 7/11/2006 7:54:28 PM

Tamerofwild1s

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I want to complain thats it pretty dam hard to complain with y'all bouncing the bewbage all over the place like that ..... dangggggg

and I still want to beat some young girls ass till it's raw dammit .... someone get me a crop

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RE: All complaints go here! - 7/11/2006 7:57:33 PM

SpankMuhButt

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(wiggling in front of Tamer)

I want to complain that i just lost a filling behind my front tooth, and i keep playing with it with my tongue and its making me nuts, now to hope the dentist can get me in first thing in the morning.

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RE: All complaints go here! - 7/11/2006 8:01:25 PM

Tamerofwild1s

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calling Dr Tamer .... calling Dr Tamer ......* runs in grabbing my drills*

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A building get torched. All that is left is ashes. I used to think that it is true about everything - family, friends, feelings - but now I know that sometimes if love proves real, and two people are meant to be together, nothing can keep them apart ~

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RE: All complaints go here! - 7/11/2006 8:03:13 PM

mnottertail

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I want to complain that there must be at least 57 tits out there, I don't do options, I am a 'dominate' you see............

Uff Da.

And love each and every one of you.

Ron

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