WickedsDesire
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Joined: 11/4/2015 Status: offline
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I am not judging if it is a real appeal/advert/ but all threaders and posters profiles I look at - as it often forms part of my answer. maximum humiliation of husband and his small dick that however did make me laugh out loud and I thanks you for that. I myself am always on the lookout for someone to clean my cooker as frankly I am man and we do not distract ourselves with such menial tasks; they are for lesser mortals. Granted, many cat kills and prey scurried into it and I tried to clean the inner glass door this week but frankly gave up after an hour hard at it staring at it and drinking coffee and wondering how many exploding scones it took to decorate it with intriguing carnage. Perhaps he would be interested and i could ravish you atop the washing machine as he seeks to discover whether there is a cooker under that blob of grease and detritus that occupies part of my kitchen. And as I ravish you this way, that way, and three weeks into the future we could hurl obscenities at him, ladels and what knots thence thrash him with the sieve, the whisk, and stun him to his knees with the kitchen sink and tie pots and pans on him for pities sake.
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